Reminds me of a strange little novella called “Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions,” a satire by Edwin Abbott Abbott published in 1884. The characters who are shapes in Flatland argue about whether there can be another dimension. There’s also Lineland and Pointland, I think.

## Ratkin 10 months ago

She has many facets to her personality.

## Wilde Bill 10 months ago

What about cubes?

## wmwiii Premium Member 10 months ago

Maybe they could have a love triangle.

## Zykoic 10 months ago

To date her you must solve;

$$x=\sqrt3{\biggl(\frac{-b^3}{27a^3 }+\frac{bc}{6a^2}-\frac{d}{2a}\biggr)\sqrt{\biggl(\frac{-b^3}{27a^3}\frac{bc}{6a^2}-\frac{d}{2a}\biggr)^2+\biggl(\frac{c}{3a}-\frac{b^2}{9a^2}\biggr)^3}}+\sqrt3{\biggl(\frac{-b^3}{27a^3 }+\frac{bc}{6a^2}-\frac{d}{2a}\biggr)-\sqrt{\biggl(\frac{-b^3}{27a^3}+\frac{bc}{6a^2}-\frac{d}{2a}\biggr)^2+\biggl(\frac{c}{3a}-\frac{b^2}{9a^2}\biggr)^3}}-\frac{b}{3a}$$

She’s complex.

## P51Strega 10 months ago

Sorry Frank, she’s got depth, you’re just two 2-dimentional for her.

## P51Strega 10 months ago

You wouldn’t want her anyway, You’ve heard of a two-faced lover; well she’s got 18 faces.

## The Orange Mailman 10 months ago

What’s the deal? Spin the wheel

If the dice are hot, take a shot

Play your cards, show us what you got

What you’re holding

If the cards are coldDon’t go folding

Lady Luck is golden

She favors the bold, that’s cold

Stop throwing stones

The night has a thousand saxophones

So get out there and rockAnd roll the bones

Get busy

## dbrucepm 10 months ago

try her cousin Polly Gon

## pathamil 10 months ago

She’s heading for a Dungeons and Dragons game…

## David in Webb Premium Member 10 months ago

I love a good math joke. In this case a good geometry joke.

## sandpiper 10 months ago

She’s looking for a class guy, like an icositetrahedron. Ouch!! Just broke my tongue

## PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 10 months ago

And, Tippi Hedren was for the birds.

## Herd of Turtles 10 months ago

A funny angle today.

## JudyAz 10 months ago

Did you hear about the hunters who were arrested for poaching? They were trying to trap a zoid.

## Gina Carson 10 months ago

I would, if he can afford the fee.

## oakie817 10 months ago

oh i’d circle around her

## ChessPirate 10 months ago

Dodec A. Hedron has a chance, he knows

allthe angles…(¬_¬)

## jasonsnakelover 10 months ago

But she has such a nice shape.

## The Brooklyn Accent 10 months ago

I was looking for solid humor from Mr. Thaves, but this one felt a little flat.

## Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago

She does, however, prefer sexigons.

## T... 10 months ago

She’s smiling, that’s a sure sine she is tangentially interested…

## AwelCruiz 10 months ago

Actually, she goes out with everyone at all once, because she’s POLYamorous

## pamela welch Premium Member 10 months ago

Very Clever!

## jfikse Premium Member 10 months ago

Reminds me of a strange little novella called “Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions,” a satire by Edwin Abbott Abbott published in 1884. The characters who are shapes in Flatland argue about whether there can be another dimension. There’s also Lineland and Pointland, I think.

## suv2000 10 months ago

She might if she just lost a bet