Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 22, 2024

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    Ratkin  2 months ago

    I remember a physics test in high school where one question was which weighs more, a pint of cream or a pint of milk? I answered cream because it’s thicker, i.e. had a “heavier” feel, but of course that was wrong. Cream floats on milk because it is less dense despite being more viscous.

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    enigmamz  2 months ago

    He’s no Macho Man.

    (If you know, you know)

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    PraiseofFolly  2 months ago

    “Homogenized milk has a creamier, more uniform texture, a whiter colour, a more pleasant taste, and greater foam-ability.” [Wikipedia] Some people these days would push for our dominant social class to be sort of this way. :/

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    SameAsOldFfred  2 months ago

    Imhoff’s Law:The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank — the really big chunks always rise to the top.

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    The Orange Mailman  2 months ago

    Put in = contribute

    Put out = work

    Put up = tolerate

    Put down = insult

    Put off = postpone

    Put on = joke around with

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    Gina Carson  2 months ago

    My milkshakes bring the boys to my yard. Where I bury them is my secret.

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    sandpiper  2 months ago

    Frank just needs a good shaking up to get him to rise.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    He’s milking that joke for all it’s worth.

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    JudyAz  2 months ago

    The cream may rise to the top, but so does the scum.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  2 months ago

    The Peter Principle: The cream rises until it sours.

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    InTraining  2 months ago

    they’re heading to McDonald’s for a $20 burger… and a $10 milk shake…!

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    Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago

    In a septic tank, other things rise to the top.

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    Chazz  2 months ago

    Unless you drink it. Then It rises to the arteries and waist.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    How does it feel to be sediment?

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    andrew.scharnhorst  2 months ago

    Frank must be a heavy cream.

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