Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 05, 2024

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    But don’t they live in the water anyway?

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 4 months ago

    It has a split personality … so to speak …

    Motto: Divide and Conquer!
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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yeah, you think you’re only getting two rabbits, too, but just you wait. Them bunnies don’t need no mitosis, you know, not even any privacy.

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    Also, no unicorns. tricorns, or acorns.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    Noah, rulebreaker!

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    “Arriba, Amoebas! Andale Andale!” cried Noah, dreading extra work within the bowels of his Ark.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    Amoeba Lives Matter

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    But breaking up is so hard to do!

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    elvira.alejandro  4 months ago

    And just one tapeworm (solitaria)

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    elvira.alejandro  4 months ago

    And just one tapeworm (solitaria)

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    Frankfreak  4 months ago

    He took 7 of every clean animal, why not 2 omoeba?

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    InTraining Premium Member 4 months ago

    Aw, come on, Noah, they were but one a minute ago…!

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    waes-hael  4 months ago

    Do we even need that, though..?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    Funny how we only ever see giraffes and elephants but never polar bears.

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    bobbyferrel  4 months ago

    I’ve heard it said that every amoeba ever alive is alive today. Refers to reproduction by division.

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    sandflea  4 months ago

    But he still needs a parameciums.

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    Webby_dog  4 months ago

    During the time of the great flood all creatures that lived in water had a temporary expansion of their living space.

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    Webby_dog  4 months ago

    I saw a flooded lake leave hundreds of fish stuck on land when the water retreated.

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    Rogue Wizard Premium Member 4 months ago

    There was only 1 when the line started. Just wait until they board.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    So split!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hey the rule was clear – 2 of each. No exceptions.

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