Frank and Ernest by Thaves for October 03, 2024

He had better hop to it

The more you bug him, the lager it will take.

he needs to make a stout effort and pour everything he has into it

Best to avoid rough drafts.

Does he keep a lager log?

Very, very funny today. : )

The late, great Chicago columnist Mike Royko held an ongoing unofficial beer quality contest. He claimed the lowest ranked brands might as well have been run through a (draft) horse.

Add some draughts, too.

his next book will be about the world’s armies

He’ll finish sooner or lager.

Oh, my!!

If you need help Frank, there are a whole bunch of us available…!

Stop brew’ding over it. there’s much to grain here.

That’s going to be me in a couple days at Epcot…

I remember my senior year in high school; I had to take driver’s ed in order to be on my parents insurance. The instructor was a fairly young guy who was also a science teacher. One day as we were driving about , he asked the ‘class’ ( three of us) what our plans were after we graduated. “I’m going to travel the country, tasting all the local beers,” I said. He looked at me for a moment and asked, “Can I come with you?”

How long will his sponsorship last?

“Well, I’ll let you get Bock to what your were doing. I need to hurry and write down some of my ideas, they just seem to run right through me…”

I have three different editions of “1001 Beers You Must Try Before You Die”. They’re pretty much out of date when they’re published, and there’s actually 1142 different ones considering all three editions. I’ve only had 291 of them, so I guess I’m not allowed to die?

Some of the beer has to get through Customs and Porter Protection.

Get back to the bar and make a head start on it.

Might get tapped out.

sounds like he just needs to beer down…

Great pun!