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Coach Hacker: Caulfield said a water ballon that smelled like me was more effective than a mosquito zapper!
Frazz: More entertaining.
Drought…no mosquitoes here until the 2nd monsoon rain. It was so dry the first one didn’t raise them from the dust. Only a few now. We’re in trouble with the pollinating insects.
Worse yet, they assigned the dance teacher to teach 7th grade history to fill out her schedule. When I asked about her qualifications to teach history, she kept telling me she has a masters in dance. That won’t help her teach a world tour set in the Middle Ages. (Europe, West Africa, Japan, China, Mayas, Incas, Aztecs) followed by Renaissance, Reformation & the Enlightenment.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Drought = 0 mosquitoes…(or fruit….)
Cofyjunky over 12 years ago
LOL! Can’t believe he fell for it!
archipelago Premium Member over 12 years ago
Those zappers aren’t effective, so being more effective is a low bar. Caulfield might have been right.
Manhunter808 over 12 years ago
Well, smoking IS bad for their health
luvcmx over 12 years ago
But mosquitoes are not attracted to them, so you are killing moths that may be pollinating flowers.
magicwalnut over 12 years ago
You are sick!
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Drought…no mosquitoes here until the 2nd monsoon rain. It was so dry the first one didn’t raise them from the dust. Only a few now. We’re in trouble with the pollinating insects.
I guess you’ve all noticed. Hot enough?
Cannoneer over 12 years ago
re: Caulfield vs. Coach Hacker. It is not considered sporting to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
ealeseth over 12 years ago
Worse yet, they assigned the dance teacher to teach 7th grade history to fill out her schedule. When I asked about her qualifications to teach history, she kept telling me she has a masters in dance. That won’t help her teach a world tour set in the Middle Ages. (Europe, West Africa, Japan, China, Mayas, Incas, Aztecs) followed by Renaissance, Reformation & the Enlightenment.
Amortentia almost 12 years ago
Woah! Coach Hacker knows the word “effective”!