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Girl: Mrs. Olsen, what would you be if you weren't a teacher?
Mrs. Olsen: Three years, 10 months and 12 days older.
Caulfield: That was suspiciously quick.
Frazz: Oh, like it's a great big secret that she's looking forward to retirement.
Sounds like someone might keep a “Short Timer” Calendar.