Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 27, 2023

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    diazch408  7 months ago

    New York Seltzer is the closest thing I have drank that is almost like food.

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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    I’d prefer it to taste like bacon.

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    PoodleGroomer  7 months ago

    You can imagine anything you want. It is real if you can make the math work. There will not be any heavier than air craft was true with steam boiler power, The math worked with internal combustion.

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    Erse IS better  7 months ago

    And imagination isn’t even THAT limited.

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    rshive  7 months ago

    The details are important, Caulfield.

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    emftoots still causing mischief Premium Member 7 months ago

    Yay Caufield! I like his logic.

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    E.Z. Smith Premium Member 7 months ago

    There’s a lot of water in beer.

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 7 months ago

    Water can be made to taste like pizza, too, but you wouldn’t like it.

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    goboboyd  7 months ago

    Pizza water = grease. Well, fluid-like anyway. I’m going with it.

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    trainnut1956  7 months ago

    Did Einstein really say that? It sounds more like one of those fake quotes that people attribute to famous people on the internet.

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    dagupster  7 months ago

    Pizza ice cream. Now you have to imagine it too.

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    Phoenix83  7 months ago

    Knowing more gives you more to imagine about

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago

    If it’s even arguably edible, someone will sooner or later use it as the primary ingredient in pizza, ice cream, and beer.

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    T Smith  7 months ago

    But you can go much longer without food than you can without water.

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    amatulic  7 months ago

    It’s a good analogy. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Similarly, water is more important than food, because you can survive longer without food than you can without water.

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    dogday Premium Member 7 months ago

    Um, I guess that poor soul had never heard of coffee. Or soda. Or tea. Or any other beverage that contains water. sigh.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  7 months ago

    You need water to make pizza. And not just for the dough

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    LrdSlvrhnd  7 months ago

    My water tastes like any number of flavors, thanks to Crystal Light (at home) and Mio (on the go).

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    Billy Yank  7 months ago

    Einstein had the imagination to see space-time in a whole new way. Proving it took a lot longer and a lot of heavy-duty equations. His imagination did have its limits, since he decided the equations needed a special constant to keep the topology of the universe flat.

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    eced52  7 months ago

    Caulfield related to Garfield?

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