Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 19, 2024

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    McColl34 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    You’re both right!

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    Bilan  about 2 months ago

    Sugary breakfast cereals aren’t technically food.

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    GreasyOldTam  about 2 months ago

    That’s the reason I can’t have potato chips around the house.

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    Yakety Sax  about 2 months ago

    The only real food in a “grocery” store is all located around the walls: fresh fruit and vegetables(make sure you wash those), fresh meats, bread, dairy and eggs. Anything on a shelf in the center is supplies !

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    Concretionist  about 2 months ago

    The “serving size” on some foods is laughable. Sometimes waaay small so they can claim you don’t get too much salt or sugar per serving. And sometimes really huge so they can claim you get whole GRAMS of protein. (Yep, they seem to depend on the idea that “seven GRAMS” of protein must sound like a lot (that’s a quarter of an ounce, btw).

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    Cactus-Pete  about 2 months ago

    One sitting? No. Clothespin? All the time.

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    batmanwithprep  about 2 months ago

    I must conclude that Pringles and soft drinks are organic.

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    OshkoshJohn  about 2 months ago

    A container is a serving.

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    mobeydick  about 2 months ago

    Peels and rinds are re-sealable?

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    OldsVistaCruiser  about 2 months ago

    It’s odd that underwear and socks come in resealable packaging, but potato chips don’t. Also, Oscar Mayer had resealable hot dog packages, but recently discontinued them.

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    Carl  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    As small as the bags are it is hard not to finish them in one sitting, assuming you could afford it in the first place.

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    BRBurns1960  about 2 months ago

    Malto-meal has a bunch of different cereals in resealable bags

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    Kroykali  about 2 months ago

    Never bought any of those “chip bag clips” sold in stores. Clothespins work fine.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Serving size schmerving size.

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    sandpiper  about 2 months ago

    Kid nailed it. The term ‘serving size’ is designed for just that – to be eaten in one session, regardless of the time of day or your health. The size of the bag and the advert on the bag are to make you feel hungry for another after you’ve eaten the first.

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    unfair.de  about 2 months ago

    The additional cost for a resealable container must bring a higher sales price or at least some other benefit like a higher market share. If it leads to less sale because people buy less frequently the thus less spoiling product it is a really bad idea, marketing-wise.

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    Killraven Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Saw that coming a mile away. Still funny though.

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    John Reiher Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Every size of potato chip bags are all single serving.

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    edbeat  about 2 months ago

    When I open my cereal, I immediately dump it into a ziplock bag and put the remainder back in the box.

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    trainnut1956  about 2 months ago

    Bacon should come in resealable packages. 8 oz. of cheese slices DO come in resealable packages, but 16 oz. or larger packages do not. Where’s the logic?

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    ajr58(1)  about 2 months ago

    Binder clips

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 months ago

    That’s how they get you. (Though I may be with Frazz on this one.)

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree, which makes it a plant. Therefore chocolate counts as salad.” —Ed Harris

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    joe19  about 2 months ago

    Couldn’t buy a potato at the supermarket – each potato was INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED in plastic. Plastic wrap world.

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    Tbeaubien  about 2 months ago

    A wise woman once informed/warned me that every bag of Ruffles potato chips is a single serving bag of Ruffles potato chips. And she’s been proven right over and over!

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    billdaviswords  about 2 months ago

    I like the way she thinks.

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    thedogesl Premium Member about 2 months ago

    They can both be right, of course. :-)

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 2 months ago

    I’ve stopped buying Barilla pasta because the boxes are hard to close.

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    meowlin  about 2 months ago

    Not necessarily mutually exclusive theories…

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