Time to use those short basset legs and lay low Fred!
Good instincts, Fred. Nothing you can do. Go find the lads and have some fun.
Fred’s taking off cause he doesn’t like hearing the Dears fighting.
Leave Fred. This has nothing to do with you.
Fred just stay clear of both Dears for a while ;-)
Too bad golf balls sink in ponds or fred would be able to fetch them.
I bet he could snag some sausages, what with the distraction…
Fred, I grilled sausages yesterday and have a few left over. Stop by I can spare a few.
It’s not the four hours he will be gone. it’s the enjoyment of it that’s objectionable.
Come on Dears, not in front of Fred!!!
Good move Fred
Maybe extra food for fred
Good move, Fred. Always clear the third blast ring. Life is more pleasant that way.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Dears fighting before!
Tell him to play only in the house from now on.
I assume “hotting up” is a British thing?