Fred Basset by Alex Graham for January 28, 2023

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    Good thing she doesn’t know the “three second rule” eh Fred?

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    angelolady Premium Member 8 months ago


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    mikenjanet  8 months ago

    CHA-CHING! Pay dirt! And you are such a good and helpful boy. When she gets around to cleaning the floor, that spot with the sausages will be the cleanest place in the kitchen except for a little tongue slime.

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    boniface22  8 months ago

    If the floor is clean then just pick the lunch up before Fred does and no-one will be the wiser.

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    Calvinist1966  8 months ago

    Fred usually has to steal sausages from the table. This time he gets two sausages on the level.

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    juicebruce  8 months ago

    Does this mean root vegetables should not be eaten because they grow in dirt ..

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    Botulism Bob  8 months ago

    Lunch is ruined, and it was only two sausages. Not much of a lunch for her, but for Fred, it’s like hitting the lottery!

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    Chithing Premium Member 8 months ago

    Heads up, here comes the vacuum cleaner.

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    SusieB  8 months ago

    That little mishap will easily clean up with a paper towel, while Fred enjoys his bonus snack

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    5-second rule. You just have to beat Fred to it.

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    darcyandsimon  8 months ago

    Yeah, whatever happened to the 5-second rule? On the other hand, she’s turned her back and just left the mess on the floor for Fred to clean up. Go Fred!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 8 months ago

    Fred’s gonna burn his mouth.. dogs don’t know how to blow to cool it.

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    SheMc  8 months ago

    Not a problem, that will be cleaned up before you turn around!

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    strictures  8 months ago

    We just used to yell clean up when some food went on the floor & miraculously, a dog appeared & it was gone!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    FOFL=Fred On Floor Licking

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    bwswolf  8 months ago

    Years ago when I had Huskies …. I had grilled some steaks for myself and a couple of the guys that worked for me ….. one of the was sitting over one of the dog dishes and some how the steak slipped out of his plate and landed in the dish …. all you could here was toe nails of 10 Huskies trying to get to that dish …… he literally snatched that steak off the dish (he was moving fast) before the dogs got there …… rinsed the steak off and sat back down and ate it …………… I cut up the extra steaks that I had grilled for the dogs and gave it to them then, to calm them down …… great memories …… :)

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    anncorr339  8 months ago

    Don’t worry Fred will eat the sausagsv and clean up he floor

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    assrdood  8 months ago

    Fred won’t let a little dust interfere with a good free snack.

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    finnygirl Premium Member 8 months ago

    Smart Fred even knows and uses mathematics rules!

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