Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 26, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  10 months ago

    He ain’t no “spicy” meatball.

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    angelolady Premium Member 10 months ago

    Little cleats. Very cute.

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    allen@home  10 months ago

    He could be the all beef variety.

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    jr1234  10 months ago

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    Qiset  10 months ago

    Just like how congress works.

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    Gent  10 months ago

    You is full of baloney, isn’t you?

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    e.groves  10 months ago

    Pig peckers.

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    P51Strega  10 months ago

    “That was a poor throw; next time put a little mustard on it!”

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    ChazNCenTex Premium Member 10 months ago

    Chicken lips and lizard hips and…..

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    Teto85 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Shouldn’t Zach be doing this one?

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    azhoosier41  10 months ago

    One of the field trips when I was in school was to a meatpacking plant. After the tour they gave us a hot dog sandwich. I’m like, “no thanks”.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  10 months ago

    He coaches the wurst team.

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    WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago

    So his cousin plays baseball in “In the Bleachers?” (A tip of the cap to jr1234 who mentioned it first)

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member 10 months ago

    No, he REALLY doesn’t want to know!

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    Lee26 Premium Member 10 months ago

    He’s better on a Chili day, coach.

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    I think I’d rather keep that my little secret.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Hey, who roasted my wiener?

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    goboboyd  10 months ago

    In secret he wallows in curry sauce and a heap of kraut. Bun-less. No less.

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    YoungGeezer  10 months ago

    Rat lips and a-holes

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    gopher gofer  10 months ago

    he knows that it’s what’s inside that matters…

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    jessie d. Premium Member 10 months ago

    He’s made of snaps, and snails and puppy dog tails. The other gender is sugar and spice and every nice. Of course, several of those descriptives can be exchanged, swapped to fit the particular hot dog or kid.

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    paullp Premium Member 10 months ago

    Worst hot dogs I ever encountered were the ones my son’s cub scout leaders would purchase for camp outs and other events. I absolutely don’t want to know what into those.

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    cwg  9 months ago

    Go Long!

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