Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 20, 2022

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  9 months ago

    Use some of that dough to undergo “drastic” surgery.

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    Farside99  9 months ago

    At least they didn’t use patterned stockings.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  9 months ago

    As if these guys would have looked better BEFORE….

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    nosirrom  9 months ago

    They should use mantyhose. There’d be more room for their nose.

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    On the bright side, you could become one of those Dick Tracy villains.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 8 months ago

    Not to mention the flat hair!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 8 months ago

    Do these support hose make my face look fatter?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  8 months ago

    I wouldn’t know but I’ve heard it socks.

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    moeric9  8 months ago

    Next time, use fish net panty hose.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 8 months ago

    With their ears flattened by stockings, where do they hook their covid masks?

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    What? Haven’t you heard about the masks?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 8 months ago

    Up size.. shop in the women’s larger size section.

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    Quit getting the petite size, you’re not that thin anymore.

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    So – Thanos had two sons?

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    Taracinablue  8 months ago

    I think those fellows may have been wearing compression socks instead…

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