Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 17, 2022

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  4 months ago

    “Projectile” verbal diarrhea.

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    C  4 months ago

    Inmates running the asylum

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    Qiset  4 months ago

    My science teacher back in eighth grade told me that if the mites go up, the tights go down.

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    Nachikethass  4 months ago

    Stalac"tite"s hold on tight to the ceiling! Stalag"mite"s might one day reach the ceiling!!

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member 4 months ago

    the cop is uptight

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 4 months ago

    He’s talking to the kid.

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    MalcolmCook  4 months ago

    It’s like ants in your pants. When the mites go up the tights go down. For our American friends tights are panty hose

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    JohnTheFoole  4 months ago

    Yeah, that’s always buggered me, too.

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    gmu328  4 months ago

    or, Stalactite has a “c” in it, hence “ceiling”. Stalagmite has a “g” in it, hence “ground”.

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    halvincobbes Premium Member 4 months ago

    Surprised his hat isn’t red.

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    davew70000  4 months ago

    They want you to stand on your head.

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    thejanith Premium Member 4 months ago

    Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    And makes you such an expect Mr. Security Guard?

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    soaringblocks  4 months ago

    thanks! I never could remember which is which.

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 4 months ago

    My brain hurts. :)

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    and you can remember helictites by "how the helictite did they do that…?

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    944im Premium Member 4 months ago

    just wait until you get to the meteor- meteorite display

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    aussie399 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Stalactites (c for ceiling) stalagmites (g for ground)Don’t get this strip today. Must be seniors moment day

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