Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 03, 2023

That’s be"cuss" of their puritanical values.

Aw shucks, Ma

“home, home on the range…

with induction cooktop, incorporated downdraft vent, and self-cleaning convection oven"

Ma’s words were purdy discouragin’ if ya ask me

I guess the song doesn’t apply to them.

Why does the dog look so guilty?

Home, home is deranged.

And you won’t get to play with the deer and the antelope for a week.

At least it’s not cloudy all day.

Yeah, I had to look up the song lyrics.

I can bet it as Fels Naptha soap too!

I’ll wait out here till I see the buffalo.

Seldom happens though.

Help! I don’t get this one, and the fellow commenters give no clue! :(

For me it looks like an ordinary strip about using bad language, but which? What is “more” related to?

What you hear on the front porch, stays on the front porch.

Now we know why a discouraging word is seldom heard!

They were just making a comment about how wi-fi sucks out here.

Where are the deer and the antelopes playing…

It’s missing the obvious caption: Why Seldom Was Heard a Discouraging Word.

“I told you not to use Lifebouy!” RIP Melinda Dillon