A visit from grimpa.
Need more cowbell.
Out of sight, out of mind
Not curtains yet.
those Jehovahs are getting pushier these days
And you can tell him, “I’ll be back.”
There’s “Facetime” is there a “Deathtime” app for the Grim Reaper?
Hopefully it’s not a ‘Hellmark’ card.
I think he spotted you and he’s not coming back! You can take your card with you.
“Death is at the door” or “You’re at deaths door”? Any preferences?
He can’t stay, “Death waits for no man”.
He’ll be dying to meet me.
You can run but you can’t hide forever.
He’ll always get you in the end….
An invitation to the dance…
The Reaper’s number is up in the right hand corner of the card, while the other man’s number is just up.
He just stopped in to give him a hot investment tip, buy crypto.
When death comes calling.
It was the salmon mousse.
If I were the old lady, I’d just be relieved that he hadn’t come for me.
This joke is to “die” for
I’d like to know the place I’m going to die. So I never go there