Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 06, 2023

He’ll get a “flood” of complaints.

Gonna need one heck of a long drawbridge!

And the bouncy castle floated out to sea.

“The Prince of Pompadoodle”, by Walt Kelly

Trying to keep out Hagar the Horrible.

Given the curvature of the Earth, that “thin strip of land” must be some very tall mountains.

The decision on his moat is moot.

Fan of “Waterworld”?

But Sire, door dash will never be able to get here…

Keep this up and you’ll need tide charts.

It’s all well and good until the war ships show up.