Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 07, 2023

“Battleship Down.”

When you’ve been together long enough, it just works better that way. And folks: never go to bed mad at each other.

Couldn’t we (try to) do it differently this time?

I thought it was more of a 28.

The problem with this is his argument is current. She’s arguing about something that happened 6 years ago.

Any argument usually ends up with having to justify something that happened up to 15 years ago. You can say “why did you do that” and then end up having to explain why you did something 10 years ago. Classic deflection argument strategy used by women.

they’re prolly arguing about the paper towels being hung backwards

A woman not wanting to argue!!!??? Surely, you jest!!!!

“I came here for an argument. ““ Oh, sorry, this is abuse, arguments are down the hall.”

“Don’t tell me to mark the box! I’m not gonna mark the box if I don’t want to!” OK, new argument.

If you want me to go on arguing, you’ll have to pay for another five minutes.