His identity was “poached”.
“Humpty Dumpty shopped in a mall…”
Yeah, I never bought the wall reason.
Looks like he has his sunny side up
Who said Humphrey was a Egg ?
What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
Humpty was pushed!
What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
And he literally broke because he hit a figurative wall.
Who’s his next of kin?
Hope we can crack this case wide open…
This yolk never gets rotten.
the bags held trousers, shirt, socks, gloves, necktie, and two hats…
yet Humpty was nekkid except for shoes
My niece used to say: Shop ’till you drop, or your mom makes you stop.
This has to be the umpteenth time this has happened.
And that is no yolk…
Cracking me up here.