Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 21, 2023

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  8 months ago

    He is the “instruments” of his own downfall.

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    SHIVA  8 months ago

    They give those to all the new arrivals in Hell!!

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    Ratkin  8 months ago

    If you don’t like it, I’ll bring out my bagpipekazoo.

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Eh they is still sound better than them darned keyboard or digital made fake sounds.

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    allen@home  8 months ago

    It’s not the instrument. We just dislike you.

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    silberdistel  8 months ago

    @banjogordy: do you know how it works? ;-)

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    RLG Premium Member 8 months ago

    Lucky guess.

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    Kaputnik  8 months ago

    Or at least, you can’t know how much you’ll hate it.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Throw a couple of rotten eggs at him for me too.

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    PoodleGroomer  8 months ago

    It needs more cowbell.

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    flemmingo  8 months ago

    Simbals for the knees!

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    wrloftis  8 months ago

    Perfect pitch: when someone throws a banjo at the band, and hits an accordion, breaking both.

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    Rick Horne Premium Member 8 months ago

    Needs to add a bagpipe and kazoo too

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    perryed  8 months ago

    Throw in some bagpipes. That`ll do the trick.

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    Rista  8 months ago

    Pass the rotten fruit! Banjo and accordion are my to of my three most hated instruments.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    Played separately, as in the Steve Martin/Weird Al Yankovic tour, might work.

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    simonwerman Premium Member 8 months ago

    I have played the Big Three in my life: banjo, bagpipe, and accordion. Just never at the same time.

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    cuteswan Premium Member 8 months ago

    At least he wasn’t also using an autotuner…

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    The one-man noise pollution band.

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    TIMH  8 months ago

    All that’s missing is the bagpipe.

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    paullp Premium Member 8 months ago

    “If you drink much from a bottle marked ‘poison’ it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.”

    ― Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

    I’m rarely in favor of jumping to conclusions or making snap judgements, but in some circumstances it is not unreasonable to do so.

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