Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 30, 2023

Potatoes au “rotten”.

He’s a hard-boiled character.

An Idaho potato family was wondering about their daughter and she confessed she was in love with Walter Cronkite, he father told her it could never work they were Idaho potatoes and Walter Cronkite was just a commen-tator

He was a masher, now a registered sex offender!

that was one cooked potato – had to have been to be so mashed up like that

Put him a cell with Spuds McKenzie.

♪I can mash potato.. ♪

Looks like they caught the Tater.

He’ll fry for that.

Has he ever been in a Mosh pit?

He’s ok, just rub some butter on it!

When they asked the potato where she was from and what she did for a living, she replied “I da ho”.

Mrs Potatohead is gonna skin me alive…..

You’re in the gravy now.

Good gravy!! (or “gvavy” if you happen to speak Rhode Islandese!)

Ban assault mashers!

Come to my arms, my be-mashed boy.

He’ll survive, but he’ll probably be a vegetable.

As aside, the victim became very popular.

Hi Bill, it was nice to ‘meet’ you at the NCS meeting tonight. Greetings! and see you soon, on my page!

They can’t charge him for a concealed weapon. Where would he ‘carry’ it?