Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 21, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  3 months ago

    Look for length between “fecal” fingers of fate to gauge speed.

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    Ratkin  3 months ago

    Elephants can outrun humans, but not squad cars.

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    Out of the Past  3 months ago

    The elephant’s face.

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    angelolady Premium Member 3 months ago

    Elephants are not built for carrying loads. It damages their spines and legs. Not to mention what they go through to get to this point. Please research. (Yes, it’s a comic. No, I don’t usually dump reality on comics. But yes, I am very triggered by animal abuse.) Please, please research.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m reminded of when I moved one time, I rented a U-Haul truck. No problem until I got a bad tank of gas and ended up going 35 MPH on the interstate. An that was flooring it. You be sure I added premium at the next gas station I saw.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    He woulda gone unseen if he was inside room.

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    mokspr Premium Member 3 months ago

    Howdah heck should I know.

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    Ubintold  3 months ago

    Either do slow or fast, but not half fast.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    But officer, I was in the pachyderm lane!

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    The Orange Mailman  3 months ago

    Church your mahoutmeter.

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    eolan59  3 months ago

    Not very smart tp park right behind the elephant

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    Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sit Dumbo, Sit.

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    Bill Löhr Premium Member 3 months ago

    There used to be minimum speed signs on the interstates around here but they disappeared years ago. Not sure why.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    You donut know the half of it.

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    That cop is standing at a dangerous end.

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    Rich_Pa  3 months ago

    Just have the elephant sit down right now.

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    anomalous4  3 months ago

    TRUE STORY: Back in the late ’70s, a friend of mine was on a business trip in Texas & was driving about 10mph over the speed limit on the freeway, when he was pulled over by a cop. The cop let him off with a warning to keep up with traffic.

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    thejanith Premium Member 3 months ago

    Must be German! That’s the only country where I have seen minimum speeds posted on the highways. There was none for the far-right lane, but all the other lanes had minimum posted speeds. It was posted in white on a blue circle.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Oh, and by the way, you crushed a SUV back there.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    “Mind if we search your trunk?”

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