Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 26, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  about 2 months ago

    Don’t be “screwed” by nefarious imitators.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 2 months ago

    A service I may need someday. I have one of those electric openers, but not everything fits in it. I have lots of hand leverage things, but sometimes that’s not enough. Occasionally even my husband’s hands fail. By then I’m ticked off and go use something else! :D

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    Digital Frog  about 2 months ago

    Would he be considered a free mason?

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    backyardcowboy  about 2 months ago

    As he streamed off into the night, she heard his Battle Cry: “Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey!”

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    The Orange Mailman  about 2 months ago

    Everyone has a super power.

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    Hooligan918  about 2 months ago

    I swear when I get to this lady’s stage, some little kid is going to make a fortune!

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    Captain Bars  about 2 months ago

    There’s an old joke that the only reason women keep men around is so that they can open jars for them.

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    Thehag  about 2 months ago

    If gloves don’t work then for small caps I use pliers, gently. Wider jar lids, I use a key type bottle opener to break the seal, just a slight lift does it but carefully, so not to punch a hole in the lid

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    Stupid  about 2 months ago

    It’s so easy I don’t know why no one seems to know it: the way to open a stuck jar is smack the the lid on a hard surface. Jars stick because they have warm stuff that cools, creating a vacuum. Smack ’em good and they open every time. Saylorgirl found it by accident.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    Granny was in a pickle, now everything’s kosher.

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    syzygy47  about 2 months ago

    Jar Opening Man’s powers grew, once in civilian life a Marine “jarhead”.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I gotta get me one of those signal lights!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Send him to my house

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    byword84646  about 2 months ago

    I NEED one of those NOW!

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    paullp Premium Member about 2 months ago

    She’s got to be his mother — otherwise how does she rate her own personal Jar-Opening Man signal? And besides opening jars, it’s pretty clear that his only other superpower is his ability to wear spandex without embarrassment. Not too sure about any other plot details.

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