Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 08, 2024

There is no “scents” in avoiding your fate.

One word Mabel, WOOF!

Why would they track nim down? They’re “vicious” because they’re protecting their territory from invaders. The mailman is simply a serial invader.

So … “Pay no attention to the dogs behind the curtains.”

maybe you should turn around to see what’s out the window to be sure of your words. :j

I find this highly humorous being a mailman myself. I do know a few carriers that have vicious dogs on their routes, but all of mine love me. :-)

Be scared. Be vewy vewy scared.

The dogs are about to go postal.

Why don’t you go outside and get some air.

Welcome to the Twilight Zone.