Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 10, 2016

Wait until gangrene sets in..

The quote comes from “Parasite Rex”.

Did a toad on the head help Charles Atlas become a “New Man”™?

I toad him he was holding a pair a sights.

Yep!

HAIL THE LAMEFOOT!

Is the kid with the orange hair named Donald?

And once, toads and frogs were considered a lesser species, when the world was ruled by giant hairless apes. This is why it is considered rude to raise both your arms from the floor to this very day.

So, you don’t trust HER because the MEN act like idiots? Sounds like attractiveness shaming to me.

Hey, man. I’m a big fan of your daily stream of consciousness, but you made your point. The 2000 word character limit is enough for you to say everything you just said with one post. I don’t want to see you punished for being a rebel.

Sugarfoot should meet Lamefoot.

He doesn’t look much like Amby Burfoot.          And as long as we’re talking about toads, let us consider the metaphysical question where do you go when you’re toad away: https://youtu.be/Sou-g9yX8NI

Feets?

I have luck X 4.

That’s Vlad’s cousin, right?

Ah, Miss Lane, 4th grade, Franklin Elementary School, 1948. Yes, I remember it well….

Yes!! There’s the 3hour I know. Sorry if I came off sounding like my man-panties were in a bunch.

When spadefoots are outlawed, only outlaws will have lamefoots.

You knew I was a toad when you let me into the garden.

Wood eye? Wood eye?

Difficult to kick sand on a losers face with a spade foot!!!

Nope.

Who needs jealous gradeschoolers, anyway? They probably have cooties….

Hail! Rah, Spadefoot!

(I feel kind of lame, hailing a toad. I even feel kinda lame hailing a cab.)

All hail, Lamefoot!

(Now, that feels better!)

Mr. Trump please step away from the hot teacher

#allhailubertoad