Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 13, 2018

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 6 years ago

    Yeah, where the heck IS FlightSuit?

    (Does Sister Teresa know she’s beating out Pibgorn for followers?)

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    Bill Thompson  about 6 years ago

    Hey, mine is marked! “Out To Lunch,” that is.

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    Randy B Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Froglandians sprout from spores. There will be a new crop in the spring.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago

    So many passed so young in the early days, suffering and toiling to make the dream of Froglandia a reality. From the Lovefeel Lava spews to the far plains of Reconstituted Freeze-Dried comestibles, where the lump-lumps roam free, this land is their land. This place, this land-locked island nation without clear borders, this land is, and will forever be, their home. We, lazy and pampered as we are, the decadent wastrel inheritors of the fruits of their labors, and the jams produced from, we them raise our toast in salute!

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    The Old Wolf  about 6 years ago

    I woke up this morning and found myself absent from the obituaries, so I suppose my marker is not to be seen yet.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 6 years ago

    My, oh my, such a dark comic. Nuns in my part of the country can wear unmarked clothes too, in place of the habit. They can live in the community, outside the old convents.

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    Arianne  about 6 years ago

    Here’s to all those discalced sisters and brothers, who helped to lay the foundations of Froglandia’s Interior Castle of Lame.

    May the moat turtles silently sing your praises forever!

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    Arianne  about 6 years ago

    Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

    For the Lame, and even the Quasi-Lame-o’s.

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    Linguist  about 6 years ago

    Her ministrations to the disaffected, distracted defectors, from defecation dens, has drawn detractors.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 6 years ago

    Elmer’s glue gone Mr Magoo.

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    Arianne  about 6 years ago
    I just had an epiphany!

    Discalced= shoeless.

    And, if you go shoeless long enough, you could end up… LAME!

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    coltish1  about 6 years ago

    A moment of lame silence for Margueritem, please.

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    coltish1  about 6 years ago

    We remark the silent, hulking presence of a man thought to be the groundskeeper. He turns suddenly to face us – VLAD!

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    gigagrouch  about 6 years ago

    BRING BACK THE FROG BLOG!! Please, Teresa?

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 6 years ago

    A fitting end for some people (I’m looking at you Joe-Allen “Don’t Call Me Joe”).

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    INGSOC   about 6 years ago

    I see, so, that is what happened to A Scented Flower after Vlad had taken the time to Frog Flog him/her, whoever; in an attempt to cut down on Frog Applause readers..

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    Oxnate  about 6 years ago

    Here lies Oxnate. Overdosed on Viagra. His girlfriend took it very hard.

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    margueritem  about 6 years ago

    My friend, Ray-C, told me that I was dead and buried. Hoorah, it’s a miracle, I’ve arisen! (however briefly) Hello to all the Frog Applausians, and Sister Teresa, who is, no, I mean of the Perpetual Lame.

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    Peam Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I am convinced that Sister Teresa, having mastered the art of ‘hopping’ lamely, is approaching the Order of St Beryl with a view to taking an advanced course in the sacred art of ‘leaping’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TLLEAyyXxs

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Am i still here?

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 6 years ago

    Froglandia forebare

    To dig the dust enclosed here

    Blessed be the man who spares this stone

    Cursed be he who moves my bones.

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    Willy the Snake

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 6 years ago

    Head Stones Will Roll

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 6 years ago

    Did I Make The Grade

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    Sisyphos  about 6 years ago

    Unmarked, not forgotten, tended perpetually by Sister Teresa of the Perpetual Lame, the early inhabitants lie quiet now, stilled by the unpredictable eructations of the Overlords. Even the Frog Blog has been silenced, and the lame shadows lie heavily upon this fabled ground, the home-at-last of Froglandians whether still with us or prodigal….

    “Well, I’ve got be shovelling off….”

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 6 years ago

    Each night soil filled, and and soon to host a shrubbery. Only slightly higher (than the others) so you get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

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    olivefoote  about 6 years ago

    Instead of 10 Hail Marys, I’ve decided to say 10 Hail Moat Turtles.

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