Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 18, 2019

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    Randy B Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’m either here to feed you again or eat you myself. Give me a minute to decide.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Oh, just watching you pecking away makes me feel peckish…

    The seed on the stump? Why that’s for you, dearie! You might have to stretch your neck to get it, but you’ll find it very tasty.

    What am I holding behind my back? Oh it’s an axe. I need to do some chopping… er, wood chopping. Pay no mind to it.

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    Just checking on your fowl mood.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    The suns not yellow its chicken.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 4 years ago

    ♫If she knew what she wants♫

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    Arianne  over 4 years ago

    “No egg drop soup for you! Come back one year!”

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    Arianne  over 4 years ago
    ♪ I love you, a bushel and a peck… ♪

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    (I’ve got nothing to say, but it’s okay. Good morning, good morning, good!)

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It was twelve years after the crash that Kranechoe got the pod working, and eight years later, seven of these travelling Recovery shows took on a new mission and set out to preach The New Recovery and trade small pods for whatever folks could give. And that was thirty years ago. I was born on the road and I expect I’ll die on the road. It’s the life I know, and no place I’ve been has really called out to me like the road does. Maybe I’ll settle in one place some day, if the Recovery ends up with a world where people can live all together again. But it isn’t likely to happen in my lifetime. People can be stubborn, especially when they form groups based in the certainty that they are right. They reinforce each other’s lack of reason with mutual approval.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Cluck off!

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What dire offence from am’rous causes springs, …

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    garrodwilbur  over 4 years ago

    cluk cluck

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What?!

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    gigagrouch  over 4 years ago

    Uh, never mind, forget it, you wouldn’t understand anyway…

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 4 years ago

    irritable fowl syndrome

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    Havel  over 4 years ago

    World peace.

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    coltish1  over 4 years ago

    It’s like she scared off Teresa’s signature. Is the sky falling, Teresa?

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago

    … it’s a flaw in the Matrix…

    …I want a place where lame is acceptable in this world where snowflakes drool…

    …I want to eat impossible chicken…

    …chicks are all over the net…

    …orange is the new black…

    …defeatherers…

    …now Frog Applause…

    …all ignoring their terrible detention camp conditions…

    ….

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 4 years ago

    I need two buks. I need to buy an awk.

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    Mostly Water Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Civility in public discourse.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago

    They have totally upstaged the Olsen twins. Their new line of Cage-Free Fashions are really crossing the road!

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 4 years ago

    What do I want? I want to axe you … something ….

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    INGSOC   over 4 years ago

    a cast iron skillet, poultry suddenly sounds delicious

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Oh, no! The grouchy rooster has eaten “Teresa”! Now, we’ll never know what she wanted!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    Just what is it that you want to do?

    Well, we wanna be free, we wanna be free to do what we wanna do

    And we wanna get loaded and we wanna have a good time

    And that’s what we’re gonna do

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    From the movie Wild Angels with Peter Fonda.

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    Bill Thompson  over 4 years ago

    I’m here to tell you how to get out of that chicken outfit.

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