Is that why you should never go next to a kindergarten school? Maybe Gocomics could go to that school and get a five year old child to fix the problem they are having of not being able to fix the update problem. Getting tired of having to hit the right arrow to get to the current comic.
Good information from one of the friendly, professional staff at Nurse Ratched’s All Night Dreamery and Holding Tank. Rubber sheets available on request, while supplies last.
The Notorious Spork Gang youth aren’t so bad really; their bark is worse than their bite. They even mowed my lawn for me. Free of charge! They said they’d bring the mower back once they had cleaned and tuned it properly; so thoughtful. Just steer clear of certain topics and you’ll be fine- nothing about the earth being round, and whatever you do, don’t mention the Foon Fighters, their nemisis. Those rat bastards are from the wrong side of the tadpole pond anyway.
In other news, some of the same people who decry the fact that children spend most of their days in front of screens rather than playing outside unsupervised are the same people who complain when children do play outside unsupervised. Make up your minds, people.
Or murders. Some neighborhoods just are not safe for anyone outdoors, or even indoors when the walls are thin enough for bullets to pass through without stopping. Just note the daily death-by-homicide toll in Chicago….
FLIGHT SUIT almost 4 years ago
Good policy.
Signed,
Youth Pastor Flight Suit
Randy B Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well then, supervise them, dagnabbit! Tell them to get off the lawn!
The Old Wolf almost 4 years ago
With good reason, too. Some of these kids can’t be reasoned with, and just want to watch the world burn.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 4 years ago
Stevie Wonder…Living For The City….
WOW…New York City
Just as I pictured.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 4 years ago
LUVE Grows like a weed. Then again, don’t kill me. Round Up was the name of our High School newspaper. Funny if Mr. Monsanto were principal.
katina.cooper almost 4 years ago
Is that why you should never go next to a kindergarten school? Maybe Gocomics could go to that school and get a five year old child to fix the problem they are having of not being able to fix the update problem. Getting tired of having to hit the right arrow to get to the current comic.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Honey, I don’t think you have ANY THING TO WORRY ABOUT!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s the occasional gunfire from people driving by that puts people off, I think.
Mighty Phavahg almost 4 years ago
“Did you say ‘yutes’?” “Yes, your honor, yutes.”
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
THIS JUST IN FROM THE CLEO & COMPANY NEWSROOM!
https://www.soundsnap.com/node/37569
All previously unsupervised youths have now been supervised.
Please visit
https://cleoandcompany.net/april-18-2021/
for a non threatening and non outbursting experience.
(although there is a 30 something who is getting a little big for his britches)
coltish1 almost 4 years ago
Good information from one of the friendly, professional staff at Nurse Ratched’s All Night Dreamery and Holding Tank. Rubber sheets available on request, while supplies last.
Radish... almost 4 years ago
Yeah well, bug off lady with the pointy ears.
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
It can be a “moving” experience …!
Radish... almost 4 years ago
With friends like that who needs enemas?
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…bear a grudge…
…nurse a beer…
…lord of the flies…
…wet nurse or wet dream?…
…wet nurse a wet dream…
…{I’ll probably be cancel cultured for that}…
…by myself, of course…
…thought there are male nurses…
…and some supervised youths are the worse…
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
The Notorious Spork Gang youth aren’t so bad really; their bark is worse than their bite. They even mowed my lawn for me. Free of charge! They said they’d bring the mower back once they had cleaned and tuned it properly; so thoughtful. Just steer clear of certain topics and you’ll be fine- nothing about the earth being round, and whatever you do, don’t mention the Foon Fighters, their nemisis. Those rat bastards are from the wrong side of the tadpole pond anyway.
InquireWithin almost 4 years ago
I disagree Mister… or is it Miss? Uh Nurse
InquireWithin almost 4 years ago
In other news, some of the same people who decry the fact that children spend most of their days in front of screens rather than playing outside unsupervised are the same people who complain when children do play outside unsupervised. Make up your minds, people.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Or murders. Some neighborhoods just are not safe for anyone outdoors, or even indoors when the walls are thin enough for bullets to pass through without stopping. Just note the daily death-by-homicide toll in Chicago….
It is bleak….
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
… the Froglandia Home For The Insane Commentors had very strick rules…
…like if you ever spelled commentor as commenter they gave you shock treatments…
…and if you couldn’t repeat the lyrics to Bicycle Race by Queen…
…your enema was filled with cold water…
…even worse…
…if you didn’t eat your pudding they made you read all the Hi & Lois cartoons for the past month without Lois in them…
…they called the treatment Without Lois…
…it was frightening…
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 4 years ago
Fire on the ocean,
Run boys run.
Oh It’s the Olympic torch.
Kids and Team USA.
cooganm Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Is that a veiled threat? Stay away from HER house.