Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 30, 2022

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    distortion  3 months ago

    The “good old days” are back.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago

    …I have always been attracted to strong women…

    …also to women that go against the grain…

    …women in glasses have always been a turn on…

    …artist types…

    …those with with what some call,‘baggage’…

    …I call, ‘character’…

    …of course all women have this…

    …(as do all men, I suppose)…

    …I like the concept of team…

    …two peas in a pod…

    …though this is not always found attractive by all of the girls I have dated…

    …the manly take charge kinda man is the main theme, I guess…

    …one girl broke up with me because I insisted she wear her seat belt…

    …(her Dad only had one leg and rode a Harley)…

    …and my Mom’s last dying words to me were…

    …‘You have to be they man of the family…

    …oh, well. I guess it is 2008.’…

    …she probably had a point…

    …don’t get me started about my wife’s love of grilling out…

    …my brothers give me crap about that all the time…

    …but…

    …as Popeye would say…

    …I yam what I yam…

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    Ignatz Premium Member 3 months ago

    Tamara Winfrey Harris should be credited for the quote.

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    rastapopilos  3 months ago

    Us manly men are here to take care of “the little lady”.

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    coltish1  3 months ago

    Goebbels would have been proud to have made up the lie about women, but it dates back to long before radio. It’s older than writing, even.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 3 months ago

    That lucky ducky, Brass Orchid, gets to kiss all the pretty girls…

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    My mom was a calm analytical thinker who knew stuff. I didn’t realize that women weren’t supposed to be that way until it was too late.

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    Not ALL society … Vive la différence …!

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    I think we are mostly fine with strong women. Turn over a car accident to save a baby- Hooray! Row solo across the Atlantic- wow, impressive! Become a fighter pilot- you go girl! Just don’t challenge a man, some men. Their fragile egos cant handle it.

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    charles9156  3 months ago

    some truth

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 3 months ago

    Woman will fish and pee in the coffee can on board a fishing boat.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Rubber Duckies secretly rule the World, even here in Froglandia. If that other figure is a “delicate damsel,” she stands no chance against the Power of the Duck. And so, alas, your thesis is weakened by the damsel ironically in distress.

    Why does it always have to be Rubber Duckies?

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    Speaking of Rubber Duckies, has anyone seen or heard from Brass Orchid? … not one cheep peep since 6/27 ……. anyone?

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   3 months ago

    Discerning the future just isn’t the same without my prescription duck eye drops.

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