Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 01, 2022

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    Randy B Premium Member 5 months ago

    Half-Life: Prudence. It’s a FPH game (First-Person Hider).

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    The Old Wolf  5 months ago

    Half a Life is better than no cake.

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 5 months ago

    Hide n Seek,

    Peek a boo,

    I got you,

    You’re it…

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 5 months ago

    Invisible w/no devisible

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    … I am trying to publish a long funny comment but it keeps saying I’m using a banned word…

    …but I can’t figure out what the banned word is…

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Get out of that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans!

    Don’t let grass grow under those feet!

    Light my fire, light my fire!

    Show the world who you REALLY are!

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    frogapplause creator 5 months ago

    Important Message from The Bathmat Factory: Rotifer and Brass Orchid are both fine. They will return shortly.

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member 5 months ago

    Caution, do not go off half baked.

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    coltish1  5 months ago

    Now’s your chance! Be alive!

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    6turtle9  5 months ago

    Coulda woulda shoulda, says the glass half empty person. If you keep crying, though, maybe you can fill the glass.

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    Howard'sMyHero  5 months ago

    Yeah … again … the trouble with Scribbles …!

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    Ray*C  5 months ago

    Reminds me of a name…maybe from MAD magazine (do you wonder how many followers of FA were also once MAD readers?) I can remember one (of many) that I laughed so hard I practically…oh well, it was about the “real” Old West) when old John Smyrd smelled like his horse, and the horse smelled like old John Smyrd. He carried his pistol behind his belt buckle. (I know my try at repeating it wasn’t accurate, but there was still some humor left in it.)

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    ….Rotifer and Brass Orchid gone but not forgotten…

    … 3hourtour forgotten but not gone…

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    charles9156  5 months ago

    some cheese with our wine

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    … some say that you should live every day of your life like it is your last day on earth…

    …but…

    …if the world was ending tomorrow…

    …I wouldn’t be climbing Mt. Everett…

    …I wouldn’t be caught jumping out of plane…

    …or running the marathon…

    …on my last day…

    …I would be sitting in my lawn chair with my feet up…

    …drinking my beverage of choice…

    …being with the ones I love while commenting to y’all here on the Frog…

    …that’s what I’m doi ng right now…

    …maybe half lived…

    …but I’m cool with that…

    …here’s to the other half, yo!…

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    chromosome Premium Member 5 months ago

    Looking at the scribbled-out pictures reminded me of my mom showing me a book from a harp company showing a harp on each page. I had scribbled on each picture (almost exactly like the scribbles in the cartoon) as a young toddler. She and I both agreed that probably what happened was that I LIKED the pictures and reacted to them in the only way a young toddler could.

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    Chris Sherlock  5 months ago

    Hopefully, a life half-lived does not equate to a life half-dressed.

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member 5 months ago

    If someone throws their lunch against the wall when angry, don’t give them the nuclear codes.

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    Yeah, yeah. I’ve lived half a life over my many years, and you don’t hear me complaining about it. (Well, you do now.)

    C’mon, scribble all over my face! Might be fun!

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