Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 19, 2022

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    Superfrog  3 months ago

    I’ve never liked the taste of chili pillow because it always repeats and I’ve never liked the taste of chili pillow.

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    Randy B Premium Member 3 months ago

    What a thoughtful gift.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm0hG_LjR_Q

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    I’ll call you when I need a paint stripper.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago

    …drool is not cool…

    …especially chili drool…

    …nowadays…

    …it is all travel centers this…

    …and travel centers that…

    …kicka$$ brisket sandwiches…

    … kettle drum ghost pepper popcorn…

    … a thousand flavors of pecans…

    …and mainstream franchised fast food kiosks

    …but back in the day…

    …it was truck stop diners or truck stop restaurants…

    …every where we’d stop…

    …I’d order the same thing…

    …a bowl of chili and some onion rings…

    …the variety of chili was endless…

    …as we’re the different styles of onion rings…

    …I ended up making the chili into a sort of paste…

    …with endless amounts of crushed up saltines…

    …that style of chili enjoyment ended soon enough after I got married…

    …joyfully I transformed my wife’s chili into chili paste…

    …my anticipation like drooling onto a pillow…

    …when my bride angerly threw down her napkin…

    ..and sneered…

    …"I worked all day on that chili…

    …and you didn’t even have the decency and politeness to taste it first…

    …before ruining it"…

    …believe me…

    …there was no shared chili breath that night…

    …(p.s. she thought it was ruined…

    …but adding Frank’s Hotsause saved it like it was a tent revival at the fairgrounds)….

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    rastapopilos  3 months ago

    Oooo baby, that’s hot!!

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member 3 months ago

    Chili game on…

    Add magical pineapple found near cow pies in the pasture.

    Pillow Talk… Wake me when orange barrel sunshine peaks out.

    Eggs and chili for breakfast w/two ladies of the night.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    You never give me your pillow

    You only give me con carne breathing

    And in the middle of my disbelieving

    I’m allergic to down

    -The Froggles : You Never Give Me Your Pillow; Lily Pad Road

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    No thanks, Ms Diva! Keep your stupid pleated pillow*, and next time please chew on some parsley or mint….EW

    In case you don’t realize, the pleats will ruin your peaches n cream complexion on your face….
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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    My thoughts are with you today, T. =~{

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    gigagrouch  3 months ago

    Fair enough

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    Linguist  3 months ago

    There’s nothing worse than waking up in the morning and discovering she has bad teeth and hates poetry!

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    Rotifer AVATAR = BRACHIOSAURUS PUKE CRATER Thalweg Premium Member 3 months ago

    Frank X. Tolbert would approve.

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    coltish1  3 months ago

    I’ll trade you a wedge of surveillance pickle for that.

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    This lady is cruising for a smothering …!

    ( kinky )

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    Linguist  3 months ago

    You’re supposed to eat the mint on your pillow, not sleep on the dámn thing!

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    painedsmile  3 months ago

    I prefer Wolf chili (no beans; I can add my own) if I don’t have time to make my own chili.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    I should provide you with my recipe for extra hot dippin’ chili, meant to be scooped up on tortilla chips, rather than using flatware. But I won’t. It’s TOP SECRET!

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Who could resist a hot-blooded, hot-breathed, long, languid teasing woman on a torrid red pillow! Hubba hubba, as they used to say!

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