Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 20, 2022

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   6 months ago

    Frida knows that being uncon-sarned is as Zen as a field of nesting stones.

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    Space Captain Cody(G  6 months ago

    Pre-owned statue of limitation only-begotten of two hyphens in writing class is a Frida original.

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    6turtle9  6 months ago

    If stone theft was all I had to worry about, I would be pretty pleased, though I suppose Antartica is no picnic, even though you don’t have to worry about ants. Regurgitated fish is the baby penguins Gerbers. If you want to get ahead, you have to pull yourself up by your chinstraps and kick that stone down the road on home. Pebble pilfering penguins putting parenting prior to politeness.

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    Randy B Premium Member 6 months ago

    The purpose of making a nest out of a pile of stones is to keep the chicks above the cold water from melted ice and snow that can flood the colony nesting site.

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    The Old Wolf  6 months ago

    It only courtship were so easy!

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    Rotifer AVATAR = BRACHIOSAURUS PUKE CRATER Thalweg Premium Member 6 months ago

    “The use of ‘and/or’ as we have said before is ‘at best … ’equivocal, obscure and meaningless,’ at worst ‘slovenly, improper and a linguistic abomination.’ ’ Kennedy v. Papp, 294 Ark. 88, 741 S.W.2d 625 (Ark. 1987).

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    descabro  6 months ago

    If Frida’s cool with it, I’m cool with it.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 6 months ago

    Frida has meatier matters to charcoal broil.

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    bxclent  Premium Member 6 months ago

    i have a pet rock you can use

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    coltish1  6 months ago

    Give that hand puppet a cigar!

    (And a scholarship to law school.)

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 6 months ago


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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    If any kleptoparasitic chins strapped penguin comes anywhere near my nest….why, I’ll, I’ll, peck and stomp them to death… those are MY stones, I hunted for them, I carried them, and no one is gonna take them away from my nest….got it, buster?

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    Howard'sMyHero  6 months ago

    Then Frida said: “I will keeel you” …!

    ( Ach )

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    InquireWithin  6 months ago

    I steal / borrow stones all the time. Penguins who live in glass houses…

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’m pretty sure you could turn a chinstrap into a sling to throw nest stones with lethal force.

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    painedsmile  6 months ago

    Pre-owned stones. Sounds like an alternative to a lemonade stand. Get your pre-owned stones right here! Only thrown once at a church window (insert other targets here).

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    Space Captain Cody(G  6 months ago

    Punch line

    Big red rock eater.

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    Space Captain Cody(G  6 months ago

    Quite quickly I have been given two shots of Botox in my neck for the faded cervical dystonia.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 6 months ago

    …my pet rock finds this very offensive…

    …undocumented stones should not have any writes …

    …so though I never thought of stoning as offensive before…

    … nor cared…

    …I am now properly peeved…

    …I’m gonna Disney- fie these chinstrap ‘flightless’ birds…

    …give them negative reviews on rotten apples…

    …so the lame will walk…

    …and not stand for those kneeling …

    …I don’t know why I’m mad…

    …but the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory is the only place I get my bathmats…

    …and chinstrap are trying to ruin my childhood…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 6 months ago

    Aren’t ALL the stones pre-owned, on this beach?

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    Frida pretty much does not give a hoot about any of these pressing problems of our times. In Froglandia’s parliament, the Special SubCommittee to Investigate Chinstrap Penguins has asked for its remit to be extended two more years and it budget to be increased by F$100m as it struggles to find a solution to the lack of stones….

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    coltish1  6 months ago

    “I would not feel so all alone…

    Everybody must get stoned!”

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