Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 28, 2023

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    Superfrog  6 months ago

    Yeah. There’s a lot of that about.

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    The Old Wolf  6 months ago

    Me: “I’ve got a runny nose.”

    WebMD: “Get in the coffin. Just get in.”

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    Kaputnik  6 months ago

    Sounds like syndromitis.

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    Space Captain Cody(G  6 months ago

    Ms. T, Ms. T., The sanity of The Bird Flew Syndrome, must of escaped Frida, because of reading funnies instead?

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    Space Captain Cody(G  6 months ago

    What could be a kite Tonight but bear poop on Bunny Fur.

    Hitler hey Furrier Adolf you too.

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    Randy B Premium Member 6 months ago

    I listened to a podcast recently about someone who had to go on long-term intravenous feeding. One of the things that happened: his taste buds went away and his tongue became smooth. It was like the non-patchy version of geographic tongue.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 6 months ago

    Insomniac hypochondriacs rejoice! WebMD is online.

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    rastapopilos  6 months ago

    Is that all?

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    coltish1  6 months ago

    Does the person with the glasses have a name? Because they ought to introduce themselves to Frida at some point. That way, she can make them one of her syndromes.

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    gigagrouch  6 months ago

    The things one learns from Frog Applause!

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    Linguist  6 months ago

    " I’ve got every ailment known to man

    From African mumps to dishpan hands

    And I lost every race that I ever ran.

    ’Cause I never even got a start! "

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Hypochondriac syndrome ….it hurts here, it hurts there, it hurts every where you touch…

    When in England in the 90’s,Mad Cow was ravaging some countries…we were afraid to eat the beef….it’s just as well…the English boil the hell out of all their food…

    Had lunch at Christopher Wrens Cottage…it was just ok…I was yearning for a grilled steak the whole trip….☺️

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    UltraLameFest2  6 months ago

    They are all just symptoms of lupus. (Dr. House: “It’s never lupus.”)

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    Howard'sMyHero  6 months ago

    At the behest of their lawyers, online medical sites usually contain the following statement in one form or another:

    “Consult with your physician or other qualified healthcare provider.”

    ( duh )

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    willie_mctell  6 months ago

    No Munchausen’s?

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    Space Captain Cody(G  6 months ago

    Frida is but the Shorty Midget.

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    Aww. Too bad. Frida’s obviously a goner! I expect tomorrow we’ll be tucking her into her shoebox-coffin whilst trying to avoid infection!

    Or, alternately, Frida could quit the hypochondriacal practice of reading web shamanistic “medicine” sites….

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    3hourtour Premium Member 6 months ago


    …I have all those…

    …plus Crones disease…

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