Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 13, 2023

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    Superfrog  6 months ago

    I’m guessing dark red, all-weather, heavy duty nail polish and a light trim.

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    Ubintold  6 months ago

    Ever see a gargoyle gargle?

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago
    A lonely gargoyle named Gary/ Wanted badly to marry.

    But frozen in place/ For so long , the sad case

    Rendered him dateless/ Thus leaving him mateless.

    But by a stroke of good luck/ A lightning bolt struck,

    And intense electron infusion/ Allowed his extrusion.

    Off he flew from his spire/ On wings of desire.

    Eventually it seems/ He met the goyle of his dreams,

    And thus did marry/ The happy gargoyle Gary.

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    The Old Wolf  6 months ago

    That lovely gargoyle sits atop Notre Dame, surveying the City of Lights. https://theoldwolf.Com/Gargoyle.jpg

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 6 months ago

    I agree… most lovely.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 6 months ago

    …nails?…

    …and all this time I thought they used pegs to keep them on their parapets…

    …no manicurist can kill me…

    …I’m no man!…

    …overlooking the city sat the ancient gargoyle…

    …though he had no eyes to see…

    …see…

    …that’s where English gets complicated…

    …what exactly does overlooking the city mean?…

    …some medieval…

    …and some not so medieval…

    …church’s have strange and compelling gargoyle type statues…

    …like astronauts…

    …Darth Vader…

    …naughty positions…

    …plus more! …

    … a once had a parapets…

    …a dog and a cat…

    …I hide behind the parapets of my own making…

    …ok…

    …they’re more like Chia Pets…

    ….but I’m still emotionally invested…

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    ericlscott creator 6 months ago

    I hope you tipped well.

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    davidob  6 months ago

    Gotta hand it to him. He nailed it.

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    And the manicurist sharpened the horn on his head for no extra charge.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 6 months ago

    You know what would really take a lot of effort from Gary? Doing it himself!

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    pat sandy creator 6 months ago

    the craniosacral massage was extra.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  6 months ago

    Shortened nails are the road to the graveyard of predatory success.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 6 months ago

    There was one applicant, earlier. Due to a misunderstanding, it was a file clerk willing to work for scale.

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    nancyb creator 6 months ago

    Prices fell, along with the manicurist.

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member 6 months ago

    Your gonna need a bigger ̶b̶o̶a̶t̶ nail file.

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    markkahler52  6 months ago

    That manicurist? Yeah, a real “chisler!”

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    Linguist  6 months ago

    His nail clippings killed a couple of unsuspecting pedestrians!

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    I wonder which scale the manicurist used. For model railroads I prefer HO scale. Especially around Christmas and then 3 times. For architectural drawings 1:50 is a good scale for construction documents.

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    charles9156  6 months ago

    possibly a one shot deal

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Parapets: The contraction for people who keep parakeets as pets.

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Would a joke about paraplegics be considered a lame joke?

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    lemonbaskt  6 months ago

    was it kwan from gil thorp ???

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    Howard'sMyHero  6 months ago

    Outsitting! The yellow scribbles becomes this gargoyle and the parapet two to tutu too …!

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    Judeeye Premium Member 6 months ago

    This gargoyle, secretly suffered the shame of funky toe fungus for centuries, is now working as a manicurist.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  6 months ago

    WARNING Do not burn digit nails…

    Grod Awful And Quiet Stinking Smelly.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  6 months ago

    Open the gates of hell and let me outta here.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  6 months ago

    Great Scott paper towels.

    Beam up…

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    davewhamond creator 6 months ago

    The manicurist thought he had toe fungus but turns out it was just moss.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    Likely a social climber.

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    willie_mctell  6 months ago

    The Tibetan ones charge a little bit extra but it’s worth it.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Gargoyles are always at the tippy top…be sure to give a very generous tip….and hope she doesn’t fall off the parapet on the way down.

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    6turtle9  6 months ago

    Manicurist or Gargocurist? It’s rare to find a gargoyle with such fine grooming habits. I wonder if the service includes horn sharpening and polishing?

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    coltish1.  6 months ago

    He said it’ll be nice when they get the roof fixed and he can practice spitting hot oil on tourists from Spain and England.

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    dan thompson creator 6 months ago

    You can never tell if a gargoyle enjoyed the manicure because they’re stone-faced.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  6 months ago

    Toe nail on Big Foot…

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    I am temporarily hobbled by the thought that “parapets” may not be le mot juste here! Gargoyles tend to hang out on Gothic cathedrals, plus an occasional Chrysler Building or two. In neither case are the lofty spires and galleries strictly “parapets”!

    R.I.P. Bernie Casey….

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    Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator 6 months ago

    Hahaha!

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    mengelji  6 months ago

    Look out – Teresa has a parapet on her shoulder today.

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