Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 19, 2024

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 3 months ago

    Everything that’s gone wrong in my life I blame on pudding.

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    Superfrog  3 months ago

    The orbital parameters of mean anomaly and eccentricity are always vulnerable to the perturbations of exotic desserts.

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    The Old Wolf  3 months ago

    10/10 would eat

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    davidob  3 months ago

    The proof is in the pudding?

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    The Pastry-naut while on routine satellite maintenance, touched the mysterious orbiting hazy blob and was absorbed into its black-body substance like Br’er Rabbit into the Tar Baby. But in Space, no one could hear him squeal.

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    davidob  3 months ago

    I was going to say it was a sound idea, but it was unheard of.

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    Ubintold  3 months ago

    Pudding Tain is my name. Ask me again and I’ll tell you the same.

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    Accidents are bound to happen when you load your rocket with Nutella® instead of solid fuel propellant.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    Nothing to see here, folks. We’ve already checked it out and found that it was instant pudding.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    He said it was “pudding.”

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    At least it wasn’t cheese string…

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    It stands on its own.

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    charles9156  3 months ago

    its easy to blame aberrations the hazelnut pudding

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    OH! Thank God! T is back! ☺️☺️☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Those dog-gone nuts are a detriment…why just the other day some brat knocked on my door, and pelted me with hazel nuts because I wouldn’t buy wrapping paper and a magazine! The nerve of this kid! ☺️

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    prince valiant Premium Member 3 months ago

    I still say you (or actually we) deserve a book of your work. To have a collection of Frog Applause would be awesome! Us old farts still like printed material.

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    coltish1.  3 months ago

    So put out an APB for Shirley Booth. That lady was nuts.

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    lemonbaskt  3 months ago

    nutella ?

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    Linguist  3 months ago

    Just shut up and pass the Frangelica®!

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    And I just got over the first one – not that you can ever fully get over something like that.

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    Dang those Rooskies …!

    ( Putin Pudding )

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    tudza Premium Member 3 months ago

    We at Astro-Nuts Inc assure the public steps are being taken to address this issue.

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    UltraLameFest2  3 months ago

    Probably because it wasn’t CHOCOLATE-hazelnut pudding. A serious omission.

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    They’ve become more common these days.

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    nancyb creator 3 months ago

    They were sold out of Astronaut Ice Cream.

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member 3 months ago

    Alone on a midnight passage

    I can count the falling stars

    While the Southern Cross and the satellites

    They remind me of where we are

    Spinning around in circles

    Living it day to day

    And still twenty four hours, maybe sixty good years

    It’s still not that long a stay.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  3 months ago

    Bob Tom

    Bomb Tomb

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   3 months ago

    Is this anything like The Pepsi Syndrome episode from Saturday Night Live?


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    The Tooninator creator 3 months ago

    My cousin got hit by a satellite.

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