Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 13, 2024

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    Randy B Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’m going to need an anatomy chart for this… creature before I can say whether it’s urinating.

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    Superfrog  2 months ago

    Looks like you’re aiming for the trifecta.

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    PraiseofFolly  2 months ago

    Sadly, it’s a typical pathetic rap sheet among the wino Dead Enders at the downtown public bus station. The stubs of amputated limbs due to old wars are common.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  2 months ago

    I’m not so sure loitering counts anymore.

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member 2 months ago

    Is that a 5 legged boy sheep or a 3 legged girl sheep leaking breast milk?

    (I’ll take my answers offline)

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sounds like somebody is ready to be put out to pasture.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 2 months ago

    …for someone who has broken the law…

    …they have not completed their sentence…

    …or…

    …it is non-complete sentence…

    …ugh…

    …if you have to explain it …

    …in other news…

    …artificial intelligence…

    …may not be artificial…

    ….but it is not human intelligence…

    …how did Scrooge say it?….

    …There’s more of gravy than of grave about you…

    …having to make decisions with upset stomachs…

    …headaches…

    …heartaches…

    … lust …

    … jealousies …

    …fear…

    …loathing…

    …now…

    …that’s real…

    …soon…

    …algorithms …

    … data…

    .. percentages…

    …conformity…

    …will confirm our decisions…

    …ie…

    …more of the same…

    …thank more gravy than of grave…

    …for Frog Applause…

    …Resistance is futile…

    …whether is is FU-tile…

    …or…fyoo-toll…

    …how do you say it?…

    …opps there goes that million kilowatt dam…

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    charles9156  2 months ago

    thinking there’s more to this story ;+)

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 2 months ago

    Minor infractions, until the malice aforethought leads to a felonious coverup.

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    Linguist  2 months ago

    You can loiter while you litter, and certainly urinating in public is a literation of littering.

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    The Old Wolf  2 months ago

    Just don’t interfere with yourself in public or they will stick you in the dockAnd you won’t come back

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    coltish1.  2 months ago

    Hey! Hold still for your mug shot.

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    pat sandy creator 2 months ago

    guilty…

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    willie_mctell  2 months ago

    My mom grew up in a rural town in Iowa. Her cousins tried a lamb as a pet. They discovered that lambs can’t be housebroken.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  2 months ago

    On The Througho Way or Underground Way.

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    davidob  2 months ago

    Hang on, it’s just the trash talking. Silence is golden.

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    Lame male meal, Elam.   2 months ago

    The Chamberpot of Commerce reminds you:

    Only YOU can prevent tourist ire!

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    charles9156  2 months ago

    love the notebook background ;+)

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    Mike Baldwin creator 2 months ago

    And yet we still love our pets.

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    Lame male meal, Elam.   2 months ago

    And now for a golden oldie:

    It’s so nice out today, I thought I’d keep it out all day!

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    6turtle9  2 months ago

    I do all three here everyday; and sometimes the Hokey Pokey, too.

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    Howard'sMyHero  2 months ago

    This looks more like a pubic disorder …!

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    Don’t ride that thing after drinking!!

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    painedsmile  2 months ago

    Call your vet after six hours… isn’t that the recommendation?

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    painedsmile  2 months ago

    I’d be obscuring most of my face too if that’s the stuff I’ve been doing.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  2 months ago

    Belly up (3 x stomach’s) too da lou on terd base. The bar code hits me with a groin fine.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  2 months ago

    Squealing tires. Sound ordense.

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    Lame male meal, Elam.   2 months ago

    This looks only somewhat like that mechanical bucking beastie that bested me, as seen, squinting, through the hurtful foggy stupor at Billy-Roy Bobb’s Flying T&A Ranch Junque Bar & Wild West TSA Training Lounge….

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    Lame male meal, Elam.   2 months ago

    [cough]

    No, those are not really cakes.

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    Is best not done in public.

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    3hourtour Premium Member 2 months ago

    …public urination?…

    …on Survivor they go number two in the ocean and brag about it…

    …have I publicly gone number one?…

    …do porta-potties count?…

    …as a tree man…

    …the side of a truck was the best you got…

    …plowing snow…

    …well…

    …in the middle of the night on the turn around of a nowhere road….

    …between the plow and the cab…

    …it happens…

    …never been one for using bottles…

    …but picking up highway litter…

    …it is a thing…

    …classified as toxic waste…

    …mowing would explode it…

    …so…

    …I still left it alone….

    …mowing tall grass one time I did hit a giant bag of used diapers…

    …you know what they say about hitting the fan…

    …yep…

    …of course I was in the only open cab tractor…

    …the good old days…

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