Well, I guess you need to start somewhere. Baby steps as they say, or maybe pigeon steps. It hardly engenders visions of feathers flying, though, but to each their own. If I was disguised as a pigeon (now there is something to aspire too!) I would have the most beautiful iridescent neck feathers ever seen by adoring eyes! Coo Coo Ca Choo!
As I approached the overpass, I noticed that there were a number of rock pigeons near it. At least, that is what I thought at first, that they were those filthy flying rats we see everywhere. As I got closer, I could see that I had been mistaken. They were actual rats, disguised as pigeons. I don’t know who does their makeup and special effects, but it was pretty good.
Bill Thompson 3 months ago
They already do enough dropping of their own, thankyouverymuch.
Randy B Premium Member 3 months ago
Make every day more surreal. David Gascoyne would be proud.
lopaka 3 months ago
Alright, I’ll go with that. Rats disguised as pigeons. Anyone else wants to talk?
Superfrog 3 months ago
I thought political donors were rats disguised as pigeons?
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 3 months ago
“Rats disguised as pigeons” can’t fly south for the winter.
tudza Premium Member 3 months ago
They’re actually surveillance robots.
ChukLitl Premium Member 3 months ago
If you’ve watched crows field-strip a pigeon, you know why they’re called a murder .
The Old Wolf 3 months ago
Heh. You don’t really believe in rats, do you?
phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago
In our area, which is close to Lake Michigan, they disguise themselves as gulls.
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
Well, if that’s what you want to do, I won’t squabble over it.
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member 3 months ago
Let’s say you’re a rat. You disguise yourself as a pigeon.
Then what do you do?
charles9156 3 months ago
you’re talking mostly of big cities ;+)
Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago
I’m sure that if they WERE rats disguised as pigeons, they would appreciate the recognition of their efforts.
Sun 3 months ago
Rats disguised as DemocRATs
lemonbaskt 3 months ago
open the door to your mystery date
nancyb creator 3 months ago
“Rats disguised as pigeons” is a good simile for some people in the news.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 3 months ago
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Rev Phnk Ey 3 months ago
Flying rats actually exist.
Howard'sMyHero 3 months ago
Happy 4th of July …
to all you lame rats disguised as lame pigeons …!
( edited for appropriateness )
painedsmile 3 months ago
What about pigeons disguised as rats. What about THAT?!!!
coltish1. 3 months ago
A challenge a day keeps the, uh…psychologist away?
charles9156 3 months ago
they’re amigos with cab drivers
davewhamond creator 3 months ago
Pigeons disguised as rats. There, I did it. See, it’s easy! What?
6turtle9 3 months ago
Well, I guess you need to start somewhere. Baby steps as they say, or maybe pigeon steps. It hardly engenders visions of feathers flying, though, but to each their own. If I was disguised as a pigeon (now there is something to aspire too!) I would have the most beautiful iridescent neck feathers ever seen by adoring eyes! Coo Coo Ca Choo!
Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago
As I approached the overpass, I noticed that there were a number of rock pigeons near it. At least, that is what I thought at first, that they were those filthy flying rats we see everywhere. As I got closer, I could see that I had been mistaken. They were actual rats, disguised as pigeons. I don’t know who does their makeup and special effects, but it was pretty good.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member 3 months ago
HB!! Mine is one the same day but on a later month!!