I want to stuff your ding a ling in my ear.
Careful that you don’t ding it.
Don’t look like Chuck Berry
Actually, I find your Ling-a-Ding to be much more annoying, you Ding-Dong!
Any relation to Quasimodo?
I was actually planning to put your ding-a-ling in my ear.
I don’t mind your ding-a-ling, Ernestine, but must you keep saying “One Ringy-Dingy, Two Ringy-Dingy”?
All righty then, my chosen something is the clapper from your ding-a-ling. I won’t even have to stuff it in my ears.
(Do not look up “bell clapper deformity”.)
Never put anything in your ear except your elbow.
This message has been approved by the city council, the board of aldermen, and the Chamber of Commerce. (They’re all in cahoots anyway.)
Chuck Berry approves of this message.
If you conclude that one of us is out of place, and unnecessary at this time, then test your theory by removing yourself from the situation, via aural blockage. If there is improvement, then you have found the problem!
I tried hearing aids but that just made it* worse.
* Ding-a-lingus
wear noise-cancelling headphones
Prick Up Your Ears (1987)
This movie is the story of the spectacular life and violent death of British playwright Joe Orton.
No, no! I adore your ding-a-ling. Drat! Once again my esophageal furls were seen as disapproval.
tubalar bells
MORE COWBELLS!!
Now that is funny.
Well, Hell’s Bells …!
That must be Carol. Carol, of the bells.
Chuck Berry’s favorite and only sing along. “I like to play with…”
Ah, stick a clapper in it!
I see your ding-dong and raise you a Twinkie!
Hey now!!
And for sure, SOMETHING will be stuffed up safely!!
It’s all about diving into a world of blessed silence, with a BIG pair of EAR Mew UFFS!
Does this swing the Overlord Incense Censer? YES. It does.
Like the old folks say, sometimes you can not tell.
“What I tell you three times is true” The Bellman, from Hunting of the Snark.
Steve Bartholomew 3 months ago
I want to stuff your ding a ling in my ear.
Imagine 3 months ago
Careful that you don’t ding it.
tudza Premium Member 3 months ago
Don’t look like Chuck Berry
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 3 months ago
Actually, I find your Ling-a-Ding to be much more annoying, you Ding-Dong!
Ubintold 3 months ago
Any relation to Quasimodo?
FLIGHT SUIT 3 months ago
I was actually planning to put your ding-a-ling in my ear.
phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago
I don’t mind your ding-a-ling, Ernestine, but must you keep saying “One Ringy-Dingy, Two Ringy-Dingy”?
Randy B Premium Member 3 months ago
All righty then, my chosen something is the clapper from your ding-a-ling. I won’t even have to stuff it in my ears.
(Do not look up “bell clapper deformity”.)
The Old Wolf 3 months ago
Never put anything in your ear except your elbow.
coltish1. 3 months ago
This message has been approved by the city council, the board of aldermen, and the Chamber of Commerce. (They’re all in cahoots anyway.)
nancyb creator 3 months ago
Chuck Berry approves of this message.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago
If you conclude that one of us is out of place, and unnecessary at this time, then test your theory by removing yourself from the situation, via aural blockage. If there is improvement, then you have found the problem!
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member 3 months ago
I tried hearing aids but that just made it* worse.
* Ding-a-lingus
charles9156 3 months ago
wear noise-cancelling headphones
Radish the wordsmith 3 months ago
Prick Up Your Ears (1987)
This movie is the story of the spectacular life and violent death of British playwright Joe Orton.
Lafsalot Premium Member 3 months ago
No, no! I adore your ding-a-ling. Drat! Once again my esophageal furls were seen as disapproval.
lemonbaskt 3 months ago
tubalar bells
Linguist 3 months ago
MORE COWBELLS!!
skolinger1 3 months ago
Now that is funny.
Howard'sMyHero 3 months ago
Well, Hell’s Bells …!
Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago
That must be Carol. Carol, of the bells.
willie_mctell 3 months ago
Chuck Berry’s favorite and only sing along. “I like to play with…”
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr 3 months ago
Ah, stick a clapper in it!
6turtle9 3 months ago
I see your ding-dong and raise you a Twinkie!
markkahler52 3 months ago
Hey now!!
markkahler52 3 months ago
And for sure, SOMETHING will be stuffed up safely!!
Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago
It’s all about diving into a world of blessed silence, with a BIG pair of EAR Mew UFFS!
Does this swing the Overlord Incense Censer? YES. It does.
Mad-ge Dish Soap 3 months ago
Like the old folks say, sometimes you can not tell.
davidob 3 months ago
“What I tell you three times is true” The Bellman, from Hunting of the Snark.