Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 14, 2024

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    Steve Bartholomew  3 months ago

    I want to stuff your ding a ling in my ear.

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Careful that you don’t ding it.

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    tudza Premium Member 3 months ago

    Don’t look like Chuck Berry

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 3 months ago

    Actually, I find your Ling-a-Ding to be much more annoying, you Ding-Dong!

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    Ubintold  3 months ago

    Any relation to Quasimodo?

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    FLIGHT SUIT  3 months ago

    I was actually planning to put your ding-a-ling in my ear.

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    I don’t mind your ding-a-ling, Ernestine, but must you keep saying “One Ringy-Dingy, Two Ringy-Dingy”?

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    Randy B Premium Member 3 months ago

    All righty then, my chosen something is the clapper from your ding-a-ling. I won’t even have to stuff it in my ears.

    (Do not look up “bell clapper deformity”.)

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    The Old Wolf  3 months ago

    Never put anything in your ear except your elbow.

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    coltish1.  3 months ago

    This message has been approved by the city council, the board of aldermen, and the Chamber of Commerce. (They’re all in cahoots anyway.)

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    nancyb creator 3 months ago

    Chuck Berry approves of this message.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    If you conclude that one of us is out of place, and unnecessary at this time, then test your theory by removing yourself from the situation, via aural blockage. If there is improvement, then you have found the problem!

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    Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member 3 months ago

    I tried hearing aids but that just made it* worse.

    * Ding-a-lingus

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    charles9156  3 months ago

    wear noise-cancelling headphones

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    Radish the wordsmith  3 months ago

    Prick Up Your Ears (1987)

    This movie is the story of the spectacular life and violent death of British playwright Joe Orton.

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    Lafsalot Premium Member 3 months ago

    No, no! I adore your ding-a-ling. Drat! Once again my esophageal furls were seen as disapproval.

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    lemonbaskt  3 months ago

    tubalar bells

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    Linguist  3 months ago

    MORE COWBELLS!!

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    skolinger1  3 months ago

    Now that is funny.

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    Well, Hell’s Bells …!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    That must be Carol. Carol, of the bells.

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    Chuck Berry’s favorite and only sing along. “I like to play with…”

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   3 months ago

    Ah, stick a clapper in it!

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    6turtle9  3 months ago

    I see your ding-dong and raise you a Twinkie!

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Hey now!!

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    And for sure, SOMETHING will be stuffed up safely!!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s all about diving into a world of blessed silence, with a BIG pair of EAR Mew UFFS!

    Does this swing the Overlord Incense Censer? YES. It does.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  3 months ago

    Like the old folks say, sometimes you can not tell.

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    davidob  3 months ago

    “What I tell you three times is true” The Bellman, from Hunting of the Snark.

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