Killed by a cat, probably not. Killed by a deranged fellow human being, I’d say so.
Garfield will soon end up, in the long arm of the … PAW.
Nostalgic… Where have the mailmen’s and lasagna’s jokes times gone?
Everything involving the USPS is federal, Garfield.
Way to go, Gar!!! Mailmen will also be helpful, but sometimes they bring hassle …
Is that Garfield or Dagwood?
Ah ha. Killing a mailman may not be an offense in Garfield’s case, but interfering with the US mail might be.
I worked as a Christmas Postie one year, we had to sign the Official Secrets Act…….
Did Garfield just go postal on the mailman?
That’s the problem with mailmen, they always get the sack!
Mach 2? In his dreams.
No exit wound?
Funny. On BaceFook the other day the local police scanner posted this….344pm WallaWalla : assault in progress , mailman being attacked. 500 willow st 350pm no charges pressed, “postal worker delivered enough justice”
Don’t worry, he’ll live to continue to be tortured by you for years to come.
Garfield moving? This is an impostor!
Not for a cat Garfield.
Imagine the dental work, the postman would’ve had to have, after Garfield’s rampage through the catflap.
If Garfield reaches 88 M/PH, would he go into the future ?
NAH !!! … There’s always an obstacle in the pathway, isn’t there ?
The Grundgesetz, U.S Constitution and French Constitution all says it is a Federal Offence, Garfield.
March 25, 2017