Garfield Classics by Jim Davis for August 20, 2022

well, the good news is that you’re out of the tree, Garfield

Birds have hollow bones, you just have hollow legs……..

Splat cat

In a rut today.

I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

And Jon didn’t even bother to help poor Garfield.

Not every cat lands on his feet.

Now he’s a gopher.

At least he’s out of the tree.

Fat cat

If he’s a bird, then he must be an ostrich.

Gravity is not always our friend.

You’re supposed to land on your feet, Garfield!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! So funny. But in all seriousness bird bones do heal rapidly. But Garfield you aren’t a bird. You’re a cat.

The trick is to miss the ground (see HHGTTG)