Jon: Have you ever thought about meeting some nice girl cat and settling down, Garfield?
Garfield: Not really. We boy cats cherish our bachelorhood. Why, I come from a long line of bachelors.
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Either that doesn’t make sense, or he just called himself something very mean. XD
Cats aren’t known for fidelity.
[Insert description of cat reproduction here.]
It’s actually something that interested me so I looked it up. Google/wikipedia are easy to use if you’re interested in weird random crap.
yet 41 years later there is Arlene
It took me a second to get the joke, then Hahahaha!
I guess Garfield really is a bastard.
And, in all fairness, I know we’ve seen his mother but I don’t think we’ve ever seen his father.