Jon: Aunt Gussie, would you take care of my cat while I'm gone on vacation?...terrific! You know Aunt Gussie, Garfield. She's a sweet old lady.
Garfield: How can you say that about someone who used to double date with Lizzie Borden?
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Wait, I googled her:
Lizzie Andrew Borden was an American woman who was tried and acquitted in the 1892 axe murders of her father and stepmother in Fall River, Massachusetts. The case was a cause célèbre throughout the United States.