Jon: Garfield, sometimes I think you don't like it when I have dates.
Garfield: Absolutely. Dating leads to marriage. Marriage leads to children. And do you know what children do to cats?
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Stop being so selfish
Same reason I’m still single…and staying that way.
Welll…. What? (Do I even want to know?)
Besides, jon couldnt get a date anyway