Garfield by Jim Davis for March 27, 1983
Garfield: I hate dogs and dogs hate me, I chase the tiny ones, the big ones chase me. "Do not open this gate!" Garfield: Hello, what's this? That's an open invitation if I ever saw one. Of course, it may not be wise to open the gate. But that never stopped me before. I'll just take a little peek. Curiosity mangled the cat.
At least it didn’t kill the cat.