Garfield: You must be my age nightmare for tonight.
Sign: That's right.
Garfield: What are you supposed to be? My eye chart?
Sign: No, your ear chart.
December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
I’m sorry, Garfield’s ear chart, I didn’t hear you clearly. You’re his what chart?
Eh sonny? Speak up. I can’t hear you.
He has been sleeping this whole arc, you wanted to say.
Not entirely true – yesterday he was out of his box talking to Nermal.
That’s my ear chart.
Poor OLD Garfield, he has not been out of bed for days!!!
Some time back I met my loss-of-hair nightmare.
What about when he showed his middle-aged gut?
It’s not often I get a chuckle from “Garfield”, but I did today.Aye?
cats have selective hearing. Can opener….1 mile radiusnegative statementabout behabior….total deafness
I dont get it
That’s an ear chart? I thought an ear chart would be more machine like. You know, like showing a graph of your hearing or something to that extent.
Friend and I were working underneath his truck once and a earwig insect crawled by.My buddy stopped what he was doing and crooked his index finger back and forth and said…“Here wig….Here wig.” I got a chuckle out of that one.
Sarcasm. That’s one sarcastic eye chart.
You’re late, age nightmare!
Eh eh? What ya say?