Garfield by Jim Davis for September 18, 2016

Transcript:

Alien: Surrender, human! We are from the planet Clarion! And we have come to conquer your planet and take its lettuce! Garfield: Lettuce? Alien: Our primary source of nutrition! We demand your lettuce! Garfield: Sorry, I don't have any lettuce. Alien: You don't? Garfield: I could order a pizza, though. Alien: A what? Alien 2: Well, how did it go? Alien: We are defecting. Alien 3: Burp.