Garfield by Jim Davis for April 06, 2017

Given Jon’s intelligence (or lack thereof), it’s surprising he was even allowed to move out of his parents’ house and start living by himself.

good luck, Jon, on sending a text message on that

This would be a good Garfield Minus Garfield strip!

NO! REALLY JON DO YA THINK??!

There is No doctor OR meds that can even begin to help this man!

Amnesia, Jon?

What does Jon do for a living? Write Garfield….?

This is the opposite of my life. I just purchased a land line.No pictures no camera and its cheaper.

Just when you thought Jon couldn’t get anymore pathetic……..

Even if it had a camera, it can never focus on Jon’s smile.

Yes, boys and girls. We had a telephone that you could only make PHONE CALLS WITH!

How do you send a text? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkuirEweZvM

Remember when landlines were just called “telephones”?

Before Facebook you had "Party lines’….only it was no party

Jon is so dumb. Seriously.

xxx

I’m 23, and still have a rotary phone (it’s a late production GTE rotary from 1982, and I thought most places went to push-button dial phones by the ’70s). But, most people my age would probably act that way.

These phones work when the power’s out, as they draw their power off the phone line. But, I have to use my cell to report the outage to Appalachian Power as these old phones don’t support the systems a lot of companies use, as they are dependent on dial tones.

WE’RE BACHELORS BABY