December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
“I sleep all day and at night, I go out looking for a bite!”
The werewolf is fattening the woman up at the date so he can devour her.
why is he even on TV?!
You can’t believe everything you see on TV.
Can I get a blood sample? I want to make sure before I collect the PUFF.
WHERE WOLF … there wolf.
An American werewolf in Paris.
First DATE? More like first thing I’ll have ATE ALL DAY !
Do those people taste like Chicken!
Sigh! It’s always a MEAT & greed with werewolves!
If he finds a suitable mate, they turn into a motel.
Well, I’m a silversmith…..
Horror movies, where they don’t use the screening processes on whatever date app they’re using…
“Do you go well with chives?
Let’s hope that was a lunch date.
Must’ve been a blind date. Wait a minute…is Garfield binging bad horror movies already? He usually does that the week before Halloween.
“Well, nobody’s perfect…”
Love at first BITE?
Werewolf: “So Blonde, tell me about yourself?” Blonde: “Well I was just awarded , the title Scream Queen.” Werewolf: “We’re going to get along well” Producer: “We got a drive-in money maker”
Might want to call it quits after that intro…..
Is the TV show produced in London?
I see no problem. The Moon is only truly full for a few microseconds or less and how is a werewolf gonna eat you that quickly?
Awkward first dates with horror creatures annnnd go….
Dracula: Show me your neck;)
Mummy: oops did my wraps get in your glass?
generally, you don’t say EVERYTHING on the first date…
Larry Talbot on a blind date.
So much for this woman’s fantasy.
Perfect Date Lab match! (WaPo)
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in, and being in Jail does not count as living in a gated community.
That could very well be the woman (werewolf) describing herself. Scary Gary is about to respond.
This sounds like the first draft of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video.