There use to be an airline, virgin atlantic I think, who had a commercial where a man is about to die, death is waiting and his life flashes before his eyes, he’d done so much because of their low rates it takes a while and death falls asleep waiting, allowing him to slip away.
Eat. Sleep. Kick Odie. Bug Jon. Torment Mrs. Feeny. Ignore Arlene. Entertain an unappreciative crowd from on the fence. Talk to the chained mutt. Cuss Nermal.
Question if there are any Garfield scholars here… There is a Garfield comic I remember rather vividly but cannot find anywhere. It would’ve been fairly early Garfield, and it’s an odd one. Garfield is babysitting (??!) and he tells a pair of toddlers (?!?) that their parents are fattening them up to send them to a slaughterhouse called kindergarten. The parents come home and ask Garfield “did you change them?” and he says “Probably.” This is so out of character and weird and hilarious to me, and I cannot find it. I think it was a Sunday strip, but I could be wrong about that part.
Yes, I’m certain (99.9 percent) that this was actually a Garfield strip, not a different strip I’m confusing. As a tween, I had a bunch of early Garfield strip books that I read over and over, and I didn’t have books from any other comics. This was in one of those books. Does ANYONE have a way to find this? I’ve tried searching a number of terms unsuccessfully.
codycab about 3 years ago
Already, Garfield? Cuz we’re still thinking here.
BJ40 about 3 years ago
NOTHING ?!!!
Garfield’s guard about 3 years ago
Oh, because you have slept for most of you life.
Johnny Appleseed about 3 years ago
Simple
tessotcyrille about 3 years ago
only some thousand comic strip
salemadar_pete_11 about 3 years ago
It would take me all day to think of all the Garfield strips that made me chuckle.
Bullet Bronson Premium Member about 3 years ago
Eat. Sleep. Cough up hair ball. Yup, that pretty much covers it.
pcolli about 3 years ago
Meal 1, meal 2, meal 3……..
★YoshifanGocomicsUser★ about 3 years ago
Eating lasagna and sleeping? (And kicking odie off the table?)
Sanspareil about 3 years ago
Packaging Nermal off to Alaska, eating boatloads of lasagna, booting Odie off countless tables and basically ignoring your “girlfriend seems to be it”
BJ40 about 3 years ago
R.I.P. Van Garfield, always DEAD asleep.
BigDaveGlass about 3 years ago
Someone has a short memory…..
Count Olaf Premium Member about 3 years ago
Cheer up, Garfield. Remember the XXL pans of frozen lasagna that were BOGO at Costco? Life is good.
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 3 years ago
Garf sleeps so much, it’s not surprising.
bignatefantic2.0 about 3 years ago
Garfield has been around since 1978 and he couldn’t think one one thing?
Sir Isaac about 3 years ago
What do you expect for a cat that only eats and sleeps and rarely goes out of the house.
KianWatsonY10 about 3 years ago
Uh-oh another Monday.
jagedlo about 3 years ago
It would have taken longer if you had remembered all the stuff you’ve done to the others…
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 3 years ago
There use to be an airline, virgin atlantic I think, who had a commercial where a man is about to die, death is waiting and his life flashes before his eyes, he’d done so much because of their low rates it takes a while and death falls asleep waiting, allowing him to slip away.
mail2jbl about 3 years ago
Actually, a lot has happened to Garfield over the past 43+ years. Especially in the 1980s, that was probably the best decade in the strip’s history.
Goat from PBS about 3 years ago
43 years on this earth and 42 of them spent eating and sleeping. Worth it!
Amra Leo about 3 years ago
Remembering takes sooo much energy…
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
Eat. Sleep. Kick Odie. Bug Jon. Torment Mrs. Feeny. Ignore Arlene. Entertain an unappreciative crowd from on the fence. Talk to the chained mutt. Cuss Nermal.
There! Didn’t take that long.
geese28 about 3 years ago
Not much to do when you’re in the house all day ya know
Comicfan (I can't think of a better name) about 3 years ago
1 second later he gets hit with the Monday rock that was in a safe and then he remembers what he did in his life
CaveCat87 about 3 years ago
You just don’t care for the past at all, don’t you, Garfield?
ladywyntre about 3 years ago
Question if there are any Garfield scholars here… There is a Garfield comic I remember rather vividly but cannot find anywhere. It would’ve been fairly early Garfield, and it’s an odd one. Garfield is babysitting (??!) and he tells a pair of toddlers (?!?) that their parents are fattening them up to send them to a slaughterhouse called kindergarten. The parents come home and ask Garfield “did you change them?” and he says “Probably.” This is so out of character and weird and hilarious to me, and I cannot find it. I think it was a Sunday strip, but I could be wrong about that part.
Yes, I’m certain (99.9 percent) that this was actually a Garfield strip, not a different strip I’m confusing. As a tween, I had a bunch of early Garfield strip books that I read over and over, and I didn’t have books from any other comics. This was in one of those books. Does ANYONE have a way to find this? I’ve tried searching a number of terms unsuccessfully.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ate, slept.
WentHulk about 3 years ago
I imagine not.
yonatanYB11 about 3 years ago
best comic ever
BJ40 about 3 years ago
Can cats get alzheimer’s disease, or dementia, like humans do ? …
Just askin’, though.
Garfild about 3 years ago
Such a short life…. Probably mostly snoozing and eating lasagna but still…..
Hi Jack about 3 years ago
Isn’t he, like, what, 50 years old? He’s practically ancient!