December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Speaking of New Year’s Resolution, what will Garfield’s resolution be
What if Liz and Jon marry this year
“You’re great just the way you are.” Happy new year! Here’s to a better one with more Garfield!
Depends upon how much she pigged out at Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Happy MMXXII y’all.
I’d be honest and say she looks as skinny as a rail because she does.
If anyone who’s watched, the UK TV show Dad’s Army, Corporal Jones always quotes “DON’T PANIC, DON’T PANIC !!!”
“But that will be less to cuddle”
it’s a trap!
The doomsday question for which there is no good answer! The ONLY way out of that one is for Jon to joke, “If you ever did lose weight, don’t worry. I found it!” It might lessen a bit the proverbial kicking of the tail he would get, no matter how he answered that question.
Does this strip make my butt look fat?
It gonna be a tough year for Jon.
My reply would be “Whatever make you happy, makes me happy”
new years resolutions
Jon’s in trouble again.
and he STILL doesn’t understand the BASE AUTOMATIC ANSWERS!!! oy…
If she doesn’t like the way she looks, she should contact Jim Davis and ask to be drawn differently.
As long as he doesn’t say “You don’t look that bad Liz”I made that mistake once…never again
Come over here in that skimpy bikini of yours, so that I can make an informed judgement.
Jon’s version of the Kobayashi Maru…
The answer is NO, always NO!
That was dirty, Liz…
Good luck with the answer John !
If he hesitated for even a second, he’s doomed!
“DANGER, Will Robinson!”
Just hang up. Tell her your phone battery died. Trust me, whatever happens then, it’ll be easier.
I wish Jon used FaceTime on his iPhone to talk to Liz video style (even like ZOOM chat).
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Welcome aboard the Kobayashi Maru, Jon.
Jon just can’t ever seem to catch a break.
I think the best answer is, “It doesn’t matter what I think. You do you this year.”
Girlfriends and wives are experts at those trapping questions.
Forget it Jon, your hesitation in answering already put you in deep kimchi.
Jon thinks he should lose some weight too. Most likely Liz…
If she wants to lose 140 pounds of ugly fat, break up with Jon.
Only acceptable answer is “You are perfect as you are but do what makes you happy.”
Just tell her you love her just the way she is….then hang up
Proper response: I support whatever decision you make because I love you. Navigating that minefield is one of the things you have to learn to do when you get married.
To quote Monty Python, “Run Away, Run Away!!”
I never speak of New Year’s Resolutions, they always go wrong.
How much does Jon weigh? That’s how much she should lose.
she loses any more weight and there won’t be anything for Jon to hold onto.
If i was Jon I’d tell Liz she looks perfect just the way she is now but knowing Jon he’s going to say something stupid that’ll land him in the dog house. The funny part is he already knows it.
“Honey. You are just perfect the way you are. However, if you believe that you need to lose weight, you know that I will support you and help you to attain your goal.” Best that I can come up with aside from just hanging up on her…..
The answer to that is “I love you as you are, as you were and as you will be”.
I’ll bet you do Jon. THAT is a dangerous question to answer.
It’s simple, Jon: Tell her she doesn’t have any weight to lose.
Jon’s squeak out answer: I think Garfield should lose some weight.
Same here, Garfield. What’s the answer, Jon? :)
If he says “yes” he’s dead
Happy New Year everybody!!!
end the call destroy your phone and lock the doors