December 07, 2018
June 19, 2018
Good to know.
Garfield you make my heart race like derby run
can someone explain in simple terms
If garfield said sarcasm to me I wouldnt even bat an eye cause im a big fan and im just happy for him to be talking
Garfield, this club is such an original idea! (eyeroll)
I would never join a club that would have me as a member.
That’s going to be pretty difficult for people who are — as TV Tropes would call it — “sarcasm blind” who want to join.
I am SO happy to be here. 9_9
Reminds me of this scene from the Simpsons.
Thrilled to be here. Thbpt.
Sarcastic ? Me ?
Yea and it’s not great to be here!
Day after easter I have a candy stomach ache
Everyone looks forward to the monthly meeting. Or that’s what they say anyway
Like the procrastinators club. If you join before the due date on the application you’re not accepted. I think they just celebrated Eisenhower’s inauguration.
Well, thank you very much Garfield.
Sarcasm? My A** It snowed this morning!! What the F*** it’s mid April.
Hope the Sarcasm Club continues tomorrow
Love to join, but I have paint drying that needs to be watched.
WhY, tHaNk YoU, gArFiElD, tHeRe’S nO pLaCe I’d RaThEr Be. See, I can be sarcastic, too.
who said i want to join?
Why thank you, Garfield, I’m certainly honored to be part of the Sarcasm Club.
Such love, I am blinded.
HAHA silly garfield
Yeah, like we really need your support.
Other person:“And I am glad to not be a murderer…
Can I go now?
I would mutter “Yippee” like Lily Tomlin used to, as I usually do, but I was born Sarcastic…
and it’s not worth the effort…
Thanks, it’s great to be here. (See, two can play that game.)
You’re really not
Garfield’s not only the president of the Sarcasm Club, but he’s also a client.
TEACHER: There isn’t a single language in which a double positive can express a negative.
STUDENT: Yeah right.